One skeleton
Two skeletons
Three skeletons more
Everybody says
We've all got one
Hidden away
In a closet
Somewhere in ourselves
Some skeletons
Are bone dry
Some skeletons
Are a bit juicy
Some skeletons
Smell absolutely rotten
And some skeletons
Have just arrived
So you better be careful
You don't open that door
In front of nosey people
Because they're just looking
For a skeleton to compare
So they don't feel so guilty
About their own.
Two skeletons
Three skeletons more
Everybody says
We've all got one
Hidden away
In a closet
Somewhere in ourselves
Some skeletons
Are bone dry
Some skeletons
Are a bit juicy
Some skeletons
Smell absolutely rotten
And some skeletons
Have just arrived
So you better be careful
You don't open that door
In front of nosey people
Because they're just looking
For a skeleton to compare
So they don't feel so guilty
About their own.