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  1. Everybody knows

    Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows that the boat is leaking Everybody knows that the captain lied Everybody got this broken feeling Like their father or their dog just died Everybody talking to their pockets Everybody wants a box of chocolates And a...
  2. You are the time machine

    Remember when you didn't understand what happened to time when someone was able to say it in numbers, what could possibly be the point? If you don't then maybe take a moment and do, before you move on. You may have even opened your focus of your surroundings, expecting a magic manifestation to occur when you finally got why it being 12 noon right now seemed to be so important to so many ppl, what exciting thing happened when that was understood? It was as if someone was announcing an...
  3. Heard this one yet?

    I cannot cease from teaching the gospelnow don't freak out ok, Bible Search: teaching the gospel Baptising in the wilderness river Jordan outside the camp in Jerusalem-Babylon was tantamount to a middle finger at the man, and we are being invited into an ego-extending exercise/celibation that culminates in a feast at Luby's? Life more abundantly and DMA (Death More Abundantly) just don't mix, and the firm belief that you will go somewhere that anyone else is not going--you and your sons...
  4. Language Warning

    not going to censor myself here, so this might be a short trip ok. Walking out of the world is hard work, harder for some than others i guess. Don't let convention dictate what offends you and what doesn't if you want to get back to What is it? and notime. You are going to be quite offended at pretty much every suggestion for leaving the world. But if you don't, you are wasting your time, and waiting in vain, and that seems the most offensive.
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