From 1 May, Victorians can now change their gender on their birth certificate to any sex descriptor they wish every 12 months “without having to undergo invasive and costly sex surgery”. Children under 18 can also change gender through an application submitted by their parents.
This is simply not fair! This new law says I can stop being a boy and become a girl if I want to and a year later if becoming a girl is not all it's cracked up to be, I can change back to being a boy again. And then after another year, if I get tired of being a boy, I can change to be a girl again.
That is just not fair and do you know why? I don't want to become a girl. I want to become Peter Pan but there is nothing in the law that says I can become Peter Pan. I mean, what is better than to become a little boy again that can fly.
That is total discrimination and a denial of my rights to be what I want to be. Why should I have to be a girl if I don't want to be? Why can't I be Peter Pan? I am going to write to the Premier of Victoria and complain about the denial of my rights to be what I want to be and all the other people that want to be Peter Pan.
Dear Diktator Dan,
I am totally offended that you are going to pass a law that says I can be a girl if I want to be. I don't want to be. I want to be Peter Pan so why can't I be Peter Pan if that is what I want to do. To deny me that right is saying you can only be what the government says you can be and that is totally stupid as there is no point in having a law like this if you can't be what you want to be.
My friend wants to be the Prime Minister of Australia but there is nothing in the law that says he can be the Prime Minister of Australia so I want to know why that is? If the Prime Minister of Australia can be the Prime Minister of Australia, why can't my friend be the Prime Minister of Australia?
I have heard it said that you want to be the Diktator of North Korea. Are you going to be upset if they don't let you be the Diktator of North Korea? You are already the Diktator of the Democratic Republik of Victoria in Australia so its only natural to want to be a Diktator of a whole country.
You are going to have to do something about this legislation to make it fair to all those people that want to be something other than a boy or girl. If you don't you are a total diktator.
Yours sincerely,
Peter Pan.
This is simply not fair! This new law says I can stop being a boy and become a girl if I want to and a year later if becoming a girl is not all it's cracked up to be, I can change back to being a boy again. And then after another year, if I get tired of being a boy, I can change to be a girl again.
That is just not fair and do you know why? I don't want to become a girl. I want to become Peter Pan but there is nothing in the law that says I can become Peter Pan. I mean, what is better than to become a little boy again that can fly.
That is total discrimination and a denial of my rights to be what I want to be. Why should I have to be a girl if I don't want to be? Why can't I be Peter Pan? I am going to write to the Premier of Victoria and complain about the denial of my rights to be what I want to be and all the other people that want to be Peter Pan.
Dear Diktator Dan,
I am totally offended that you are going to pass a law that says I can be a girl if I want to be. I don't want to be. I want to be Peter Pan so why can't I be Peter Pan if that is what I want to do. To deny me that right is saying you can only be what the government says you can be and that is totally stupid as there is no point in having a law like this if you can't be what you want to be.
My friend wants to be the Prime Minister of Australia but there is nothing in the law that says he can be the Prime Minister of Australia so I want to know why that is? If the Prime Minister of Australia can be the Prime Minister of Australia, why can't my friend be the Prime Minister of Australia?
I have heard it said that you want to be the Diktator of North Korea. Are you going to be upset if they don't let you be the Diktator of North Korea? You are already the Diktator of the Democratic Republik of Victoria in Australia so its only natural to want to be a Diktator of a whole country.
You are going to have to do something about this legislation to make it fair to all those people that want to be something other than a boy or girl. If you don't you are a total diktator.
Yours sincerely,
Peter Pan.
