Dodo_David

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Hello, Humans!<br /><br />It is my pleasure to invade ... err ... join the conversations on this website.<br />You may be curious to know who I am. Well, the "Wanted" posters say the following about me: "A refugee from Planet Melmac masquerading as a human. Loves cats. If seen, contact the Alien Task Force."<br /><br />To learn what I am like in my human guise, click here.<br /><br />Now, before anyone gets the wrong idea about me, I want to set the record straight. I have a cousin who crashed ... err ... landed on Earth before I did, and he has developed a bit of a reputation here on Earth. Well, I am not him. Not only am I better looking than him, but also, I did not crash into someone's garage like he did. Instead, I crashed into a golf course. Sure, I left a large divot, but once I filled it with sand, it blended in. I wasn't injured during the landing, but I did receive a few bruises from those golf clubs. Never again will I anger a group of Scotsmen.

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"I would rather be a doorkeeper in the house of my God than dwell in the tents of wickedness.." - Psalms 84:10 (ESV)
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