What's in my head at the moment

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Secondhand Lion

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Madad21

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Man, I got told on at the gym again.
Once again the middle of my training interrupted the beginning of someone elses.

Person "How much longer are you going to be on the power rack"

me *looks around gym see's tons of empty equipment* "Um Im gonna be a little while, I tell you what mate why dont you go warm up and I will come and grab you as soon as Im done and that way someone else wont jump in before you"

Person *Looks at me with daggers in eyes goes over to locker grabs his bag, goes straight to manager and walks out*

Manger walks over "Hi Im ******** Im the new manager here, mate how long have you been on the rack"

Me "about an hour and a half, why does it matter, theres no rule saying I cant be on the rack for any period of time"

Manager "well its just that that guy said they had been waiting half an hour"

Me "So, nobody told me they were waiting to use it."

Manager "he said he had asked to use it"

Me "Yes he did and told him that I will come get him as soon as Im done so nobody jumps in before him and then as they always do they pack a big sad because they cant have what they want straight away."

manager " Ok no problem,I understand"

This happens all the time. I want it and I want it now!!!!

BLAH!!!
 

laid renard

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Madad21 said:
Man, I got told on at the gym again.
Once again the middle of my training interrupted the beginning of someone elses.

Person "How much longer are you going to be on the power rack"

me *looks around gym see's tons of empty equipment* "Um Im gonna be a little while, I tell you what mate why dont you go warm up and I will come and grab you as soon as Im done and that way someone else wont jump in before you"

Person *Looks at me with daggers in eyes goes over to locker grabs his bag, goes straight to manager and walks out*

Manger walks over "Hi Im ******** Im the new manager here, mate how long have you been on the rack"

Me "about an hour and a half, why does it matter, theres no rule saying I cant be on the rack for any period of time"

Manager "well its just that that guy said they had been waiting half an hour"

Me "So, nobody told me they were waiting to use it."

Manager "he said he had asked to use it"

Me "Yes he did and told him that I will come get him as soon as Im done so nobody jumps in before him and then as they always do they pack a big sad because they cant have what they want straight away."

manager " Ok no problem,I understand"

This happens all the time. I want it and I want it now!!!!

BLAH!!!
That's called a false sense of self-entitlement.

Happens at my work all the time. Only with the bathroom. Like their pee is more important than my pee.

I can't believe adults still haven't learned to just wait their turn, or leave their station earlier, or go see a doctor regarding their extra small bladder.

Stop knocking on the door, I'll come out when I'm finished.
 

Madad21

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laid renard said:
That's called a false sense of self-entitlement.

Happens at my work all the time. Only with the bathroom. Like their pee is more important than my pee.

I can't believe adults still haven't learned to just wait their turn, or leave their station earlier, or go see a doctor regarding their extra small bladder.

Stop knocking on the door, I'll come out when I'm finished.
I hear ya!

I know next time they do it just yell out "Get lost ya flamin Galah!!"
 

Secondhand Lion

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OH! It's a donkey! I see it now....makes more sense. Still can't stop looking at that tongue though. Beam me up Scotty. Randor is the only one who got the Kirk vibe I was trying to send out.




Okay...I can't really see it...still looks like a cow, but I am partially color blind....................
 

Madad21

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Secondhand Lion said:
OH! It's a donkey! I see it now....makes more sense. Still can't stop looking at that tongue though. Beam me up Scotty. Randor is the only one who got the Kirk vibe I was trying to send out.




Okay...I can't really see it...still looks like a cow, but I am partially color blind....................
Hmmm I think your "Lion" too me
 

Madad21

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I cant!!!
Its taken on a life of its own.....what have I done!!!!

Aaaaagggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
 

Madad21

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I had the night off work yesterday, I watched roughly 12 hours of documentary's on the Roman empire.

Is that sad or what.


.....my cats got fleas and now my sofa has fleas too.
 

laid renard

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Hey Madad ! Didn't have any chocolate ice cream in the house last night, so that was the result.


Take note gentlemen. If there is a woman in the house, ALWAYS have some kind of ice cream in the fridge.


For her, and your, sanity's sake.




This has been a public service announcement.



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Madad21

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I have crackers in the cupboard, I think they've been there a while, actually Im not sure they started off as crackers.