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A penguin was driving down the road one night, when all of the sudden he heard a "bang!" come from his car. The car stopped and wouldn't start again, so the poor little penguin had to push it all the way to the nearest gas station. A car maintenance crew member comes over and tells the penguin "I have to do an inspection of the car so I can tell what went wrong. It'll take about half an hour, so come back then and I'll tell you what needs to be fixed."So the penguin went over to a nearby shop and bought a big quadruple-scoop vanilla ice cream cone. But as he was a penguin, the little thing with his tiny finned arms had trouble holding the ice cream cone, and he managed to get more ice cream on himself than in his mouth. By this time, it had been half an hour and the penguin walked back to the gas station, where the attendant was waiting for him.The maintenance guy looks at him regretfully. "Well, It looks like you blew a seal." said the attendant.The penguin stared at the maintenance man for a second, and then smiled. "Oh, no, that's just ice cream."
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A penguin was driving down the road one night, when all of the sudden he heard a "bang!" come from his car. The car stopped and wouldn't start again, so the poor little penguin had to push it all the way to the nearest gas station. A car maintenance crew member comes over and tells the penguin "I have to do an inspection of the car so I can tell what went wrong. It'll take about half an hour, so come back then and I'll tell you what needs to be fixed."So the penguin went over to a nearby shop and bought a big quadruple-scoop vanilla ice cream cone. But as he was a penguin, the little thing with his tiny finned arms had trouble holding the ice cream cone, and he managed to get more ice cream on himself than in his mouth. By this time, it had been half an hour and the penguin walked back to the gas station, where the attendant was waiting for him.The maintenance guy looks at him regretfully. "Well, It looks like you blew a seal." said the attendant.The penguin stared at the maintenance man for a second, and then smiled. "Oh, no, that's just ice cream."
LOL, that was funny.
A penguin was driving down the road one night, when all of the sudden he heard a "bang!" come from his car. The car stopped and wouldn't start again, so the poor little penguin had to push it all the way to the nearest gas station. A car maintenance crew member comes over and tells the penguin "I have to do an inspection of the car so I can tell what went wrong. It'll take about half an hour, so come back then and I'll tell you what needs to be fixed."So the penguin went over to a nearby shop and bought a big quadruple-scoop vanilla ice cream cone. But as he was a penguin, the little thing with his tiny finned arms had trouble holding the ice cream cone, and he managed to get more ice cream on himself than in his mouth. By this time, it had been half an hour and the penguin walked back to the gas station, where the attendant was waiting for him.The maintenance guy looks at him regretfully. "Well, It looks like you blew a seal." said the attendant.The penguin stared at the maintenance man for a second, and then smiled. "Oh, no, that's just ice cream."
LOL, that was funny.
Oh my Lance Armstrong, look what the fish dug out.I completley forgot about this, this was like a year ago......but I have a problem with it.you see a goodhearted christian like me doesn't deal in dishonesty, and the last time I checked the worlds longest thread wasn't 63 posts long but 172,683!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't want to answer on judgement day for this, that would be akward.nothing works like instilling guilt.
your brother in christ Ryan Fitz
Seems we have a long way before beating that record. Here's plus 1
Here's plus 2. The record doesn't require a coherent conversation does it?
What could they be possibly be talking about for it to have gone that long. We need to think of a topic and fast!!
Are we there yet? How many thousand posts to go?
Here's plus 2. The record doesn't require a coherent conversation does it?
What could they be possibly be talking about for it to have gone that long. We need to think of a topic and fast!!
Are we there yet? How many thousand posts to go?
6stringedsignseeker
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01CobraVortech
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We have a thread going at the moment on a local message board and it's now up to 1,500 posts - it's a game called "The Ministers Cat". Do you all know it?
I'll start it off........
The Ministers Cat is a Awesome cat.
I'll start it off........
The Ministers Cat is a Awesome cat.
The Ministers Cat is a Awesome cat.
The Ministers Cat is a Audacious cat.
Audacious:
recklessly bold in defiance of convention, propriety, law, or the like; insolent; brazen.
lively; unrestrained; uninhibited: an audacious interpretation of her role.
Reckless: Knock my stuff off the table and break it.
Defiance: Chew though 3 sets of my Head phones.
Insolent: Can't remember it's name.
Unrestrained: Where the heck was that litter box again?
Lively: Lives longer than it should, I thought cats died off after five years??
Uninhibited: Nothing but a thing to snag the meat out of your sandwich.
Brazen: (Dumb) Climbs tree's, but clueless, and no plan on getting back down. Yelling, just jump, does not work.
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Martin W:
Ha, there is a Rapture. That's right, you all can just stay here for that extra seven years. Don't come crying to us when Satan hands you your backside on a plate. We tried to tell you, Believe in rapture, believe in rapture, but nooooo... Don't listen to us, we were just the baby fly away Christians, Well, look who's in hot water now!!!! We tried to warn you.
So, while your down on Earth trying to avoid someone stamping 6's on you somewhere, and starving to death, we are up here with Jesus, playing video games, and having a great time.
Here is some scriptural Proof that there is a Rapture.
Pro 26:4 Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.
Need I say more???
Jesus Is Lord
The Ministers Cat is a Audacious cat.
Audacious:
recklessly bold in defiance of convention, propriety, law, or the like; insolent; brazen.
lively; unrestrained; uninhibited: an audacious interpretation of her role.
Reckless: Knock my stuff off the table and break it.
Defiance: Chew though 3 sets of my Head phones.
Insolent: Can't remember it's name.
Unrestrained: Where the heck was that litter box again?
Lively: Lives longer than it should, I thought cats died off after five years??
Uninhibited: Nothing but a thing to snag the meat out of your sandwich.
Brazen: (Dumb) Climbs tree's, but clueless, and no plan on getting back down. Yelling, just jump, does not work.
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Martin W:
Ha, there is a Rapture. That's right, you all can just stay here for that extra seven years. Don't come crying to us when Satan hands you your backside on a plate. We tried to tell you, Believe in rapture, believe in rapture, but nooooo... Don't listen to us, we were just the baby fly away Christians, Well, look who's in hot water now!!!! We tried to warn you.
So, while your down on Earth trying to avoid someone stamping 6's on you somewhere, and starving to death, we are up here with Jesus, playing video games, and having a great time.
Here is some scriptural Proof that there is a Rapture.
Pro 26:4 Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.
Need I say more???
Jesus Is Lord
Keep this thread going until the rapture and then we will be able to know who got rapture'd and who are left behind to pet the Minister's Awesome cat who is also Audacious but could very well be the beast in disguise.
Especially the Siamese cats. They have evil eyes.
Especially the Siamese cats. They have evil eyes.
01CobraVortech
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I don't know who'd want to hang out during the Tribulation. Its going to look like something out of a science fiction movie with all these fake "extraterrestrials" walking around the earth claiming to have engineered man. I have to give satan some credit though, he sure knows how to come up with a whopper for the uninformed. :lol: Good luck fellas. If you come by my house, I have plenty of ammo in the basement closet that you can help yourself to. 
I don't know who'd want to hang out during the Tribulation. Its going to look like something out of a science fiction movie with all these fake "extraterrestrials" walking around the earth claiming to have engineered man. I have to give satan some credit though, he sure knows how to come up with a whopper for the uninformed. :lol: Good luck fellas. If you come by my house, I have plenty of ammo in the basement closet that you can help yourself to.
Sorry Robster , I will not be stopping by your house for ammo. I will be where you are.
01CobraVortech
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Sorry Robster , I will not be stopping by your house for ammo. I will be where you are.
Amen brother.
I'll reserve us a pair of balcony seats to watch the ending to the show.It's a Seven Year Show, and man............... Talk about a box office hit!!! Fire from the sky, masses of armies, Real Devils, and not just ones in rubber suites............. Save me a seat guys........
Jesus Is Lord.
Jesus Is Lord.
01CobraVortech
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Brother Mike, we have a seat waiting for you but please don't forget the Raisinets. You'll be able to find Martin W. and me by looking for a giant foam finger that I'll be holding up. :lol:
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