Nancy
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Amen! My final answer- WHOLE FOODS (organic if you can afford it) BURN OFF MORE THAN YOU TAKE IN. Works for me
You Know You're Getting Old When...
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Nancy
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Keep yourself bundled Grams! Lotsa blankies ♥I know I am old, I cant take the cold weather like I did a few years ago.. WoW ! winter ........
Nancy
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I do understand, I live in Buffalo Ny and, have had my share of frigid winters. Layers! lol...i do allot of layers of clothing for warmth. ♥
Truth
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Just found this thread this morning, Really needed a good laugh! It worked!! Thanks. found it at the time it was needed! Be Blessed
Truth
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You know your getting old when---- as you are making a statement, you realize that you said that you would never become like that!
Nancy
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HAhaha...Georgia can be pretty hot! Tenn. is beautiful, I know several folks who live there.
Keep warm! ♥
quietthinker
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Lol.. yeahhh, pork chops, prawns and pavlova will take the edge off any aspiring thinker
quietthinker
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Moses was 120 and still climbing mountains. I wonder whether being in Gods presence had something to do with it, after all, his face glowed when he returned to camp
Nancy
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I've often wondered about the age span going from hundreds of years old to the below verse. It had to be the Spirit of God and His presence because, they all seem to have lived onto the hundreds of years
"The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labor and sorrow; for it is soon cut off, and we fly away." Psalm 90:10
You're getting old/ancient when;
You cant find a replacement for your Prince Albert coat.
You say I'm not forgetful knock on wood as you knock on the table to demonstrate. Two minutes later you say I'll see who that is at the door.
You can't do anything that's not deja vu.
You realize that by going to bed at eight o'clock you won't miss a thing.
Rocking out means a night of listening to DeBussy and Chopin while in your rocking chair.
You have to ask someone to help you get your rocking chair started.
You're taking a nap and someone comes every so often to check your pulse.
You're plagued daily with calls wanting you to buy a prearrangement plan.
You have to install a larger medicine cabinet
You mix alphabet soup and laxitive and call it letter rip.
You cant find a replacement for your Prince Albert coat.
You say I'm not forgetful knock on wood as you knock on the table to demonstrate. Two minutes later you say I'll see who that is at the door.
You can't do anything that's not deja vu.
You realize that by going to bed at eight o'clock you won't miss a thing.
Rocking out means a night of listening to DeBussy and Chopin while in your rocking chair.
You have to ask someone to help you get your rocking chair started.
You're taking a nap and someone comes every so often to check your pulse.
You're plagued daily with calls wanting you to buy a prearrangement plan.
You have to install a larger medicine cabinet
You mix alphabet soup and laxitive and call it letter rip.
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A good laugh. 
Though on the days my heart is playing up on me...if I am asleep my husband does say...Hey, are you asleep or have you gone?"
So I had an extra chuckle at the 'pulse checking ' while napping.
Though on the days my heart is playing up on me...if I am asleep my husband does say...Hey, are you asleep or have you gone?"
So I had an extra chuckle at the 'pulse checking ' while napping.
It's a new ball game as a senior. Elders can view youth having been there but youth can't comprehend the aged.
Like Methuselah said to his 100 year old son, when you're old enough I'll talk to you about the birds and Bees.
Like Methuselah said to his 100 year old son, when you're old enough I'll talk to you about the birds and Bees.
You know you're getting old when you pee half as much but twice as often.
You know you're getting old when you pass a public convenience and think to yourself, "might as well".
You know you're getting old when your grand-children ask you what was it like riding in a chariot.
You know you're getting old when you pass a public convenience and think to yourself, "might as well".
You know you're getting old when your grand-children ask you what was it like riding in a chariot.
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