Your Worst Typos (w/illustrations)

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Was just posting, and I did it again! One of my worst typos, which I loathe, but I invariably have this habit of typing the word "beats" instead of "beast" (just did it again), and if I don't catch it I show the world just how much of a nincompoop I really am.

I have others, but I'll start here. If you have one and decide to post it, feel free to add a picture to illustrate your "typo indiscretion." Here's my rendition of "the beats of the apocalypse."


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Was just posting, and I did it again! One of my worst typos, which I loathe, but I invariably have this habit of typing the word "beats" instead of "beast" (just did it again), and if I don't catch it I show the world just how much of a nincompoop I really am.

I have others, but I'll start here. If you have one and decide to post it, feel free to add a picture to illustrate your "typo indiscretion." Here's my rendition of "the beats of the apocalypse."


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I would say my worst typo is meaning to say God, but errouneously adding an S to the end of the word God, and not catching it.

I message to the forum from my phone, and it is easy to mistype on those itty bitty tabs.

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I would say my worst typo is meaning to say God, but errouneously adding an S to the end of the word God, and not catching it.

I message to the forum from my phone, and it is easy to mistype on those itty bitty tabs.

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Hey, that just means you believe in the Trinity. ;)
People with the "mark of the feast"?

LoL! I do believe the "mark of the feast" is coming up on Thursday (at least in the US anyway). I looks like this:

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@Enoch111 has caught me out at least three times...not always with typos but by spelling and using the wrong word like...
I can't remember what they were now....but much like feat and feet.
Beach and beech. etc :D

I do it in texting all the time!! Too hasty and never re-read what I am posting :(
 
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@Enoch111 has caught me out at least three times...not always with typos but by spelling and using the wrong word like...
I can't remember what they were now....but much like feat and feet.
Beach and beech. etc :D

I do it in texting all the time!! Too hasty and never re-read what I am posting :(

I've had to call out CoreIssue a couple of times. He'll be good for awhile, but I can tell when he's getting overburdened, cuz his posts start to "lok like ythis, and thtings start to git all missed yp, and yu jave a hard tyme reeding what hez saying."
 
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I've had to call out CoreIssue a couple of times. He'll be good for awhile, but I can tell when he's getting overburdened, cuz his posts start to "lok like ythis, and thtings start to git all missed yp, and yu jave a hard tyme reeding what hez saying."

Agree.
I never mind being 'called out' ...1) it gives me a god laugh.
and 2) in fact I like it...then I can go back and fix my original posts...but it is "written in stone" in any persons post that quoted mine. :D
 

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Never done this before, but I just typed out a new one. Tried to write "probably" and it spell corrected to "prop baby."

Prop baby? Spell correct is "prop baby" proud of itself for that stroke of genius. :rolleyes:

Remembered this old Martin scene (in honor of the prop baby) LoL:

 
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Never done this before, but I just typed out a new one. Tried to write "probably" and it spell corrected to "prop baby."

Prop baby? Spell correct is "prop baby" proud of itself for that stroke of genius. :rolleyes:

Remembered this old Martin scene (in honor of the prop baby) LoL:

Sometimes the spell check alternative doesn't even start with the same letter; I once got 'Orlando'; for someone's name that began with a 'R'...
 
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