Has Anybody Seen Ralph?

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Oh yeah.
And what are YOU driving around in?


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45 HP, which far exceeds even the largest riding lawnmowers.

In fact, I've toyed with a dual lawnmower-automobile version, but it's just not feasible.
Too bulky for your average small lawn, and I was getting too many looks anyway.

Haha, would love to see a pic of it :)
 
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Haha, would love to see a pic of it :)

Sorry. The part I was too ashamed to admit is that I was going too fast one day trying to set a new time record (I had already completed one run in under 4 minutes), when I accidentally hit a tree with it.

After that, I just pushed the whole project under the rug. I have pictures, but really don't want to be reminded. It had such promise...
 
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Sorry. The part I was too ashamed to admit is that I was going too fast one day trying to set a new time record (I had already completed one run in under 4 minutes), when I accidentally hit a tree with it.

After that, I just pushed the whole project under the rug. I have pictures, but really don't want to be reminded. It had such promise...

Oh, I'm sorry :( I hope you were not hurt!
 
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So, nobody here will tell me who this "Ralph" is? I am beginning to think he's a fictional character...WHICH - means that I am forming my own image of this "Ralph" and it could be way off base. :)
 
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Sorry. The part I was too ashamed to admit is that I was going too fast one day trying to set a new time record (I had already completed one run in under 4 minutes), when I accidentally hit a tree with it.

After that, I just pushed the whole project under the rug. I have pictures, but really don't want to be reminded. It had such promise...
You must sure have BIG rugs...
You hide your projects under there?
and how come you leave trees sitting in the way of your lawnmower?

I find that nature is pretty dangerous.
Like, if there's a hurricane, that tree could fall right onto your house!!

I say cut them down!
Who needs nature anyway?
These folk are doing just fine without it.


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So, nobody here will tell me who this "Ralph" is? I am beginning to think he's a fictional character...WHICH - means that I am forming my own image of this "Ralph" and it could be way off base. :)
You'll come to know him more and more as we post.

For instance,,,did you know how Ralph likes to relax?
It would give the rest of us a headache...


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You must sure have BIG rugs...
You hide your projects under there?
and how come you leave trees sitting in the way of your lawnmower?

I find that nature is pretty dangerous.
Like, if there's a hurricane, that tree could fall right onto your house!!

I say cut them down!
Who needs nature anyway?
These folk are doing just fine without it.


Yikes, it's like modern cave dwellers :(
 
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Yikes, it's like modern cave dwellers :(
Don't look so sad.
Look at the bright side:
No grass to cut.
No trees to hit your house.
No leaves to clean up.
No sweeping outside.
No watering the plants.
No garage to keep neat.

And there must be more....
 
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Don't look so sad.
Look at the bright side:
No grass to cut.
No trees to hit your house.
No leaves to clean up.
No sweeping outside.
No watering the plants.
No garage to keep neat.

And there must be more....

In practicality, yes! All good stuff. But when I read the above, I see:
"No grass...
"No trees..."
"No watering the plants." (bolded is mine)
And, to me that would be kind of drab? Nothing alive except for a ton of people living on top of one another literally, lol!
I love His greenery and flowers that bloom...in their time ♥

BTW- Still, not even a hint of who Ralph is ¯\_o_O_/¯