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The unauthorized reproduction or distribution of this copyrighted work is illegal. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by federal law enforcement agencies who obviously have nothing better to do, and is punishable by up to 5 years in prison and a fine of $250,000. The next time you land in prison, this is always good for a laugh when you are asked what you were busted for (e.g. "I was popped for burning a copy of 'Bedtime For Bonzo' "). However when those holding copyrights have no financial resources to protect those rights, federal law enforcement agencies will not investigate infringement. They effectively condone the unauthorized reproduction and distribution of those works.
Piracy is not a victimless crime. We all need to take pity on such pathetic victims as Time/Warner, CBS, Fox, etc.. which is why a Patreon account has been established to support them in their recovery from such ruthless and abominable practices as copyright infringement.
For more information on how digital theft harms the economy, please visit a psychiatrist because the biggest threat to the economy isn't from burning movies to DVD's. Banks forming a shell company to fraudulently lend out money at interest it doesn't have to the government who then gives that same money to other corporations bloated on free money which is then given back to the banks who may then lend out up to 10x that amount AGAIN at interest, and slapping YOU with the bill is the best way to destroy the economy.
International agreements and national laws protect copyrighted motion pictures, videotapes and sound recordings because it has been established that these copyrighted works not only have rights, but they have these rights because they have a soul created by Mammon and are therefore sacred and precious in His sight.
Unauthorized reproduction, exhibition or distribution of copyrighted motion pictures can result in severe criminal and civil penalties under the laws of your country. However, I am now authorizing anyone and everyone to reproduce, exhibit or distribute any and all copyrighted writings, sound recordings, motion pictures etc.. This authority is granted due to the fact that there are no laws preventing these activities within the context of a work of fiction. Simply place them anywhere within this text, recording, feature length film's opening and end credits with a link to this film. Feel free to edit out the film itself as mass consumption of this film could result in mass hysteria.
It is every citizen's duty to be concerned with the sanctity of motion picture and sound recordings which is why everything from "The Sound of Music" to "Deep Throat" is held to be sacred by the police forces of the world.
The International Criminal Police Organization -INTERPOL, has expressed its concern about motion picture and sound recording piracy to all of its member national police forces, (Resolution adopted at INTERPOL General Assembly, Stockholm, Sweden, September 8, 1977.)
All interviews and Commentaries are intended for entertainment only. Anyone who is not entertained is invited to submit formal complaints in writing to the address listed below along with a $10.00 processing fee to expedite inquiring into resolving any and all complaints, grievances, insults, micro-aggressions including, but not limited to alimony payments, marriage and family conflicts, drug and alcohol issues, dissociative disorders, demon possession, tort law, bankruptcy, funeral arrangements, unused or expired Indulgences up to and including 3 million years in Purgatory (sorry, no hell time).
Anyone caught using them for other than intended purposes does so at their own risk. All who were involved in the production of this copyrighted work take no responsibility for anyone who is negatively affected by watching or even possessing this work like only a demon could. However, we do have exorcists on hand to take your calls at our recently updated and expanded call center (toll charges do apply).
The views and opinions expressed therein are not those of the individual speakers and necessarily do not represent the views and opinions of all involved in the production of this copyrighted work, or any of their respective affiliates or employees. If you do hold or agree with any of the views or opinions expressed therein then you are the antichrist.
Piracy is not a victimless crime. We all need to take pity on such pathetic victims as Time/Warner, CBS, Fox, etc.. which is why a Patreon account has been established to support them in their recovery from such ruthless and abominable practices as copyright infringement.
For more information on how digital theft harms the economy, please visit a psychiatrist because the biggest threat to the economy isn't from burning movies to DVD's. Banks forming a shell company to fraudulently lend out money at interest it doesn't have to the government who then gives that same money to other corporations bloated on free money which is then given back to the banks who may then lend out up to 10x that amount AGAIN at interest, and slapping YOU with the bill is the best way to destroy the economy.
International agreements and national laws protect copyrighted motion pictures, videotapes and sound recordings because it has been established that these copyrighted works not only have rights, but they have these rights because they have a soul created by Mammon and are therefore sacred and precious in His sight.
Unauthorized reproduction, exhibition or distribution of copyrighted motion pictures can result in severe criminal and civil penalties under the laws of your country. However, I am now authorizing anyone and everyone to reproduce, exhibit or distribute any and all copyrighted writings, sound recordings, motion pictures etc.. This authority is granted due to the fact that there are no laws preventing these activities within the context of a work of fiction. Simply place them anywhere within this text, recording, feature length film's opening and end credits with a link to this film. Feel free to edit out the film itself as mass consumption of this film could result in mass hysteria.
It is every citizen's duty to be concerned with the sanctity of motion picture and sound recordings which is why everything from "The Sound of Music" to "Deep Throat" is held to be sacred by the police forces of the world.
The International Criminal Police Organization -INTERPOL, has expressed its concern about motion picture and sound recording piracy to all of its member national police forces, (Resolution adopted at INTERPOL General Assembly, Stockholm, Sweden, September 8, 1977.)
All interviews and Commentaries are intended for entertainment only. Anyone who is not entertained is invited to submit formal complaints in writing to the address listed below along with a $10.00 processing fee to expedite inquiring into resolving any and all complaints, grievances, insults, micro-aggressions including, but not limited to alimony payments, marriage and family conflicts, drug and alcohol issues, dissociative disorders, demon possession, tort law, bankruptcy, funeral arrangements, unused or expired Indulgences up to and including 3 million years in Purgatory (sorry, no hell time).
Anyone caught using them for other than intended purposes does so at their own risk. All who were involved in the production of this copyrighted work take no responsibility for anyone who is negatively affected by watching or even possessing this work like only a demon could. However, we do have exorcists on hand to take your calls at our recently updated and expanded call center (toll charges do apply).
The views and opinions expressed therein are not those of the individual speakers and necessarily do not represent the views and opinions of all involved in the production of this copyrighted work, or any of their respective affiliates or employees. If you do hold or agree with any of the views or opinions expressed therein then you are the antichrist.
