Monday Morning in Washington DC
Trump walks in to a press conference with no pants on - he is wearing only a dress shirt, tie and jacket.
By the time the cameras are on, he is behind the podium. However, the corespondents have seen him naked from the waste down.
It takes the press a few minutes to get over their shock, but after a few unrelated questions, a news guy says, “Mr President, there is a rumor I would like to address here; allegedly, you recently walked into this press conference without wearing clothing below the waste, would you like to clear this up for us?”
President: “Now see, this is what I am talking about when I call out the media on their FAKE NEWS! This is the witch hunt that keeps going even after Mueller exonerated me!”
Press: “well sir, you can clear this up immediately by just walking in front of the podium”
President, “No President in the history of the world has ever had to walk around this podium - I do not have to reveal myself in front of America!”
FOXNEWS: “The witch hunt continues! Insinuating that the President is wearing no pants is nothing more than a treasonous attempt to overthrow the government!
MSNBC: “The President is raping America!”
Press: “so you are admitting that you are indeed wearing no pants?”
President: “I am the commander in chief and I can not wear pants or wear pants when I want to wear pants or not wear pants.” Next question!!
Press: “Mr. President, Do you have a response to the current missile launch by North Korea?”
President: “I was very deliberate about pantsing Kim Jong Un the last time we met, I can do it again.”
Press: “Mr President, it is in the interest of the American people to know if their President is committing a crime, as we speak! Are you wearing clothing below the waste right now?”
President: “Next question!”
Michael Cohen: enters carrying a pair of pants and underwear and handing it to the President
President: being as obvious as possible about putting on his clothing.
Press: “Mr President! You were obviously naked from the waste down!”
FOXNEWS: “it was a different look for the President today as he promoted his latest plan for greater transparency towards the press and the American people!”
MSNBC: Rachel Maddow - past out in her chair.
President: “I would like to share with you today that Trump is the most transparent President in the universe and the history of the world”
Press: *screaming their shock* “Sir, it is surely a crime to expose yourself to America!”
President: “What!? Bill Clinton spent time with no pants and nobody said a word - just ask MON-NE-ca. And we all know from my tremendous, majority win in 2016 that I beat the pantsuit off Crooked Hilary! You guys just want something for your FAKE NEWS WiTCH HUNT!”
Indeed, Trump continues to diddle the press as America burns
