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maxx

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HarperCollins is the biggest publisher of new version bibles in the world, If you know about the Collins family, they are one of the satanic 13 so people say. If that is true I wondered why if their God is lucifer they are printing bibles? But it has become clear, If you have a bad and twisted theology and that pesky old kjv bible has all those words and verses that get in your way Call 1-800-HarperCollins and they will print you a bible for your new enlightened mind. The Niv deletes over 40 verses, 64,000 word most of the modern bibles line up very closly with the NIV and so does the new translation... the bible of the Jehovhs witness , the 7th day and o yes Harper will print you a Joseph Smith KJV bible. You mean to tell me that God gave us the wrong information about himself all theseyears.... and weve been believing the wrong word until these new versions came along..... shame on God for getting it wrong.... Man will get this mess right. Satan held a few bible study meetings with his associates here on earth.The purpose of these meeting was not to learn Gods word, it was to corrupt it by putting in motion an assault upon the king james bible. His associates began by creating a few new translations of the bible. As planned , the new translation took root in the world and were accepted by some, but not enough. These new translations did not replace the king james as satan had hoped, but they did cause a little confusion. Satan instructed his minions that they were to create more new bible translations with as many new names as they could come up with. Then he instructed them to flood the world with these new translations and create confusion as to which bible is really the word of God. They were even told to create a new king james version to add more confusion. Satans minions have since been busy continuing to create new translations and revising the new translations. This is being done to cater to the religious beliefs of those that did not desire the message of the king james version. Each person could let their hair down and now read scripture that suited them and their way of thinking. These new translations are advertised and promoted as a corrected bible because they claim to be translated from the text of newly discovered ancient scrolls. They are promoted as easier to understand. They would also claim the english language has changed and the wordage of the king james version is not used in the english language anymore. Many have been deceived by these new translations and many more will be. What the promoters fail to realize is it does not matter how many times the slang of the english language changes or whether or not some slang is added or whether or not some slang is dropped from the language, God does not change and Gods word doent change.It was it is and it always will be the same.Each new translation is so designed that by the time a revision of that translation was made, the new changes would be credible to those who were reading that translation because that translation is all they know. Because thats all they know, they would simply either believe the changes or not notice them. At each revision a little more of Jesus, his name, and a little more of the truth could be removed from the new translation. Remember, God never changes anything, he is always the same. Satan always tries to change everything. He always tries to get his changes done through you. Are you helping him?..... Jesus bless Israel is Gods time clock.
 

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I guess those of us that us other bibles are now "Twisted"

Thank you Maxx. Once people read this, I am sure the light bulbs will come on and they will throw away all those satanic bibles.

None of us have ever contemplated this before, and your post will enlighten everyone here confused about what Bible to use.

With your powerful knowledge of things Maxx, I am sure the Lord is going to use you mightily in those places where not much Word is being given. Someplace like Antarctica. Someplace without internet hopefully.

I am believing with you!!!!! Go get em.........


Mike
 

maxx

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Thanks Mike I will consider your words of wisdom, anything else you want to say.
 

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No maxx, Nothing else at this time. I am rooting for you though, just concentrate on being nicer to peeps. (Put them in their place in a nice way)

but, Kiwimac personal statement of faith Is a pretty long read.

Be Blessed Maxx!!!!!


Jesus Is Lord
 

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Romans 9:5 (New International Version)
5Theirs are the patriarchs, and from them is traced the human ancestry of Christ, who is God over all, forever praised! Amen.------------ :)



Romans 9:5 (King James Version)

5Whose are the fathers, and of whom as concerning the flesh Christ came, who is over all, God blessed for ever. Amen. :huh:



James 2:3 (New International Version)
3If you show special attention to the man wearing fine clothes and say, "Here's a good seat for you," but say to the poor man, "You stand there" or "Sit on the floor by my feet," :)




James 2:3 (King James Version)

3And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool: :huh:






http://www.lutheranmusic.com/library/CW/pages/hymns/cw291-video.html



http://www.grace-els.org/confirmation/interpretation/

with special attention on the 5th commandment of bible interpetations .

"Thou shalt remember that the Bible was written in foreign languages. "
Your translation is not the Bible.
 

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Romans 9:5 (New International Version)
5Theirs are the patriarchs, and from them is traced the human ancestry of Christ, who is God over all, forever praised! Amen

Romans 9:5 (King James Version)

5Whose are the fathers, and of whom as concerning the flesh Christ came, who is over all, God blessed for ever. Amen.

James 2:3 (New International Version)
3If you show special attention to the man wearing fine clothes and say, "Here's a good seat for you," but say to the poor man, "You stand there" or "Sit on the floor by my feet,"

James 2:3 (King James Version)

3And ye have respect to him that weareth the gay clothing, and say unto him, Sit thou here in a good place; and say to the poor, Stand thou there, or sit here under my footstool:

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I am not sure what you are trying to say with this post. I would suggest you read those verses in the Greek and see how both English versions compare. It is always best to refer back to the original languages.
 

Brother Mike

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JerryJohnson............... I guess we have to watch the video to figure out what Horsecamp was saying.......

Maxx: Was stating that were a bunch of dumb bunny's if we read anything else but the KJV. Satan made up all the rest of the bibles..........

So, somewhere, Horsecamp was posting in reference to the KJV only infallible Word of God topic.

I hope he explains more, because I don't want to sit though the video.


Jesus Is Lord.
 

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The funny thing Maxx, is that the religious crowd in 1611 thought the same thing of the KJV. Bottom line as history proves out, none of the translations, including KJV are inerrant and without bias.
 

Brother Mike

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This Web site proves that the KJV is the only word of God........

http://www.av1611.org/kjv/knowkjv.html

Now if it was not true, there surely would not be a whole web site about it. Now back to CBS news, and find out what really happened in the word.

Jesus Is Lord
 

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The funny thing Maxx, is that the religious crowd in 1611 thought the same thing of the KJV. Bottom line as history proves out, none of the translations, including KJV are inerrant and without bias.


-- Care to share which specific scripture(s) in the KJV that applies to?
 

01CobraVortech

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-- Care to share which specific scripture(s) in the KJV that applies to?

Its hard to find a "perfectly" translated Bible. As far as the OT goes, nothing beats the actual Hebrew text, but if you can't read Hebrew you are out of luck. Same goes with the Greek version of the NT.
 

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-- Care to share which specific scripture(s) in the KJV that applies to?


Act 12:4 And when he had apprehended him, he put him in prison, and delivered him to four quaternions of soldiers to keep him; intending after Easter to bring him forth to the people.

The word Easter is not a correct translation of the Greek word "πάσχα" or pascha.

G3957
πάσχα
pascha
pas'-khah
Of Chaldee origin (compare [H6453]); the Passover (the meal, the day, the festival or the special sacrifices connected with it): - Passover.
 

jiggyfly

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-- Care to share which specific scripture(s) in the KJV that applies to?

Well for starters every where you read the English word "church" is a mistranslation of the Greek word ekklesia. A little etymology study on the word "church" reveals that it comes from the Greek word kuriakos, which has a very different meaning than ekklesia. Now that is only one error but it is redundant throughout the new testament. I think it is also important to mention that this mistranslation was not an innocent mistake but very deliberate.
 

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There are going to be billions of non-english speaking people around the world who will be disappointed to find out they have not been reading the word of God as determined by the KJV only crowd.



That suits the KJV only crowd just fine because they actually believe that they alone possess the scriptures and tremble if anyone should expose their insecurity.



Insecure people have no faith in the God who wrote the Word's of God ... Nor his Son who builds his Church ..... done without the aid of an ancient British King.



I was going to write John 3:16 in Cantonese but I don't have the right keyboard in front of me at this moment. Sorry.


Martin W.
 

maxx

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I like all this hot... air WHY did no one bring up HarperCollins... in this thread... and the back ground...? Its very interesting... about Collins... and hits a 0? Do they pb the most bibles in the world?... lost in space.
 

maxx

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Hi mike maybe you should get all your brothers like Gummy, jerry, jiggy, fore, to help you find the way.... YA. Mike time to get out of the box... the thread box and think...... there will always be bulleys...Lucifer... Israel is Gods time clock.
 

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Hi mike maybe you should get all your brothers like Gummy, jerry, jiggy, fore, to help you find the way.... YA.

Who are these satanic 13? Are we talking about the NWO? The Edomite global elites that run the world and that are trying to create a global government with this manufactured economic catastrophe, that's affecting the globe?
 

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Hi mike maybe you should get all your brothers like Gummy, jerry, jiggy, fore, to help you find the way.... YA. Mike time to get out of the box

Well, Maxx, it would seem that you think My brothers are lost also........It would be more helpful if you just explain who or what Harper Collins is..........

Ah, I think I found it......Amazon. it's a Whiskey, or a book publisher. Well, over my head now.

The Robster asked:

Who are these satanic 13? Are we talking about the NWO? The Edomite global elites that run the world and that are trying to create a global government with this manufactured economic catastrophe, that's affecting the globe?

Jesus Is Lord