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  1. pastor marty

    Everything U ever wanted 2 NO;abt. Everything U ever wanted 2 NO !

    I have no idea what an acct' even is/I just punch buttins and comment wherever I land.Chimpanzees got more computer skills'n'me
  2. pastor marty

    Can a Christian be only partly saved?

    OOPS ! tried 2 hit "like" got reply by error
  3. pastor marty

    Can a Christian be only partly saved?

    2 Alley in the UK //Yer log-winded but I agree w/U..(ya like ancient words ?) Adonoi Shalom Berachah ! 2/U and yours <m>
  4. pastor marty

    Ama~deus,translates 2 ,"I'm a god". KOOL,man.Jesus did say,"ye R gods ",now act like 1'zz. Yer...

    Ama~deus,translates 2 ,"I'm a god". KOOL,man.Jesus did say,"ye R gods ",now act like 1'zz. Yer new pal in Christ,,Shalom !!marty
  5. pastor marty

    Depending on Pharmaceuticals

    2 whoever ! Why can't I comment 2 a person ? Only just @ the bottom of a page ? & I got 6 alerts that say somebody commented 2 me but when I click I get their profile. I'm confused & a computer-chimpanzee.Type w/both thumbs.
  6. pastor marty

    Depending on Pharmaceuticals

    Dint St. Paul tell Timmy 2 take a little wine 2 settle his tummy ?Wuz up w/him (Paul) being, "chained 2 a bag of seed @ his side"? Don't bother GOD when ya got meds. Martin Luther married a nun;opened a brewery,& had a doz. kids & never had 2 pass a plate 2 support hisself. My kinda guy...
  7. pastor marty

    Everything U ever wanted 2 NO;abt. Everything U ever wanted 2 NO !

    Who you callin' a fruit ?? I am a marsupial,I'll have U no.....
  8. pastor marty

    Everything U ever wanted 2 NO;abt. Everything U ever wanted 2 NO !

    Thanx 4 the,'howdy cuz', always nice 2 have another,"my minds on JESUS" 2 chat with. PAX
  9. pastor marty

    Everything U ever wanted 2 NO;abt. Everything U ever wanted 2 NO !

    Old ret. Christian Motorcycle Assn. street preacher bets his "holy Ghost" connection beats yer overtranslated Bible thinkin' like Aces beat Kings. I'm just a cheap Jap transistor radio,dropped on the floor & the dial is stuck on radio,"WGOD" fm. AM sister station;"WOMB",the voice of labor...
  10. pastor marty

    Why water into wine?

    After 50 yrs, of blowing Roman sandal dust offof sneeze-inducing scrolls,it's nice 2 NO that somebody else is gettin'it rite.Yer my 'Heros" Kudoz,hep-cats ! "Shalom Beracah Adonoi Selah" (Heb.) Gods peace&blessing upon U,amen ! Awe Gee;I got NO likes,& the bikers used 2 toss me in the pond 2...
  11. pastor marty

    Why water into wine?

  12. pastor marty

    Why water into wine?

    1. because Bourbon had yet 2B invented.(ans.2 why wine) 2. why Jesus relevant&gimme a scripture 2 prove it.. I din't know the planet "Moron"s WWW reached this far !!
  13. pastor marty

    CosmicSkeptic vs. Answers in Genesis

    U sd. more'n 1 sentence than th'posturing pontificator said'n a lecture. Gud'on'ya,kiddo !
  14. pastor marty

    CosmicSkeptic vs. Answers in Genesis

    So God can't have wished some stuff into being & let other stuff sorta grow,mutate,evolve.Cause U say so & know everything cause U read the 5th or 6th translation of messages 2 a bunch of flea bitten illiterate sheep eaters & that gives U authority 2 tell GOD what HE can&can't do.I suppose the...
  15. pastor marty

    don't know how 2 get my picture from facebook 2 here.

    don't know how 2 get my picture from facebook 2 here.
  16. pastor marty

    IMPORTANT NOTICE ~ New Members and Links In posts!!!

    Is a thread like where people ask me stuff??Do I get a logo or a groovy cover page ?Saturday nite live,(70's) had a skit where a Claymation Volcano had a movable rock face & a huge nose & gave answers only if U sacrificed candy bars,He chewed,burped,&gave a reply. The title was,"GODNOSE,the...