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How eggciting!

I will make a note of that.

Is that a pie de tur and one member of the committee was bald so he must have had the piebald.

Correct me old china.

YES!!

YES!!

YES!!

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll...

I can be long, or I can be short. I can be grown, and I can be bought. I can be painted, or left bare. I can be round, or square. What am I?

Ben walked into a hardware store and asked the price of some items. The salesman said: One costs $1, Eight costs $1, Seventeen cost $2, One hundred four costs $3 and One thousand seventy two costs $4. What was Ben buying?

How does Yoda shave?

he is too short to reach the 10th button.

Add an "x" between "ninety" and "eight". Ninety x Eight = 720

Grandfather, father, and a grandson and a son.Grandson and son the same person. Three people.

Seeing the gun stopped his hiccups

A towel.

Love.

A stamp.

Two. Inside and outside.