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Grams

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Church Bulletin

This was on our Sunday Church Bulletin........


:) Smile :)

Questions and Answers

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns Instead of Hers!

Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?

A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

Q: Why did God create man before women?

A: He didn't want any advice.

Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A: A roomin' Catholic!

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Doctor: Your recovery was a miracle!

Patient: Praise GOD, Now I don't have to pay you!

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Mayflower

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Oh and church bulletin bloopers are spool funny. I have to find some now.