Computer Tech Humor

[Christina]

A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.Tech support: Are you running it under windows?Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine."

 

[Word of God]

One of Microsoft's finest technicians was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target.The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"Tech Help....heheheheheh

 

[Christina]

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...===============Customer: I have problems printing in red...Tech support: Do you have a color printer?Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.===============Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

 

[Word of God]

(kriss)
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...===============Customer: I have problems printing in red...Tech support: Do you have a color printer?Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.===============Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
Hi! MarthaIs your default printer set to a printer and if so have you loaded the correct driver?

 

[Viety Cent]

lol good ones i should find some..