Fake News We Wish Could Become True

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JesusIsFaithful

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"Breaking news....

Trump has been caught switching the holding accounts in the nation's reserves for the financial year from interests bearing accounts to high risk investments which the SEC has uncovered that he did so with insider trading!!! After a huge gain, President Trump had switched the nation's reserve back to its original interest bearing account and used the gains to pay off the national debt and had enough left over even to pay off all the state's debt too!!

Trump told off the SEC since they look the other way when congressmen do insider trading for their own personal gains, then the SEC can take a hike when it comes to the prosperity of making America great again!

Senators & Congressman rally to increase spending fearing that the dollar will be too strong in the world's economy that the USA will be open to attacks from all over the world! They believed that taking out huge loans is good for the economy and for the security of the nation even though it is beyond the revenues from tax payers coming in to pay off by our government.

Trump retaliated quickly against those covetous self seeking politicians by declaring martial law, believing that the American tax payers will support his decision to squelch the huge big spending bill just to put the nation in even greater debt than before! He reasoned that if the average tax payers cannot use that line of bull to get huge loans from the banks that is beyond their ability to pay off, then the banks should not be allowing our government to do the same!

Trump also gave an executive order for a line item veto to give himself as President to use in trimming the bill since it will never come by way of Congress when they will not give up adding unnecessary pork to increase spending.

Trump has announced that the next time he invests the nation's reserves to make money, he will not be building that wall after all, but raising the Mexican dollar so that Mexicans can pursue the American dream in Mexico and thus calling all Mexicans, even legal ones, the option to go back to their country. Trump cites, the reason we do not have an illegal alien problem with Canada is because the Canadian dollar is close to the American dollar in value. There would be no point for Canadians to come into America to work under the table for what they could be paid more for above table in their country. The same should result for Mexican currency.

There has been mass reports all over this nation that the 911 network has been broken down. From what intelligent sources have gathered earlier before the break down, the American tax payers were swooning and fainting over this magnificent coup by our President which is the cause for all those numerous calls overwhelming the 911 network.

So relax folks. It looks like America will be great again after all.

This has been a late breaking fake news. Thank you for watching."

P.S. I know that even if that did happen, we are to set our hearts on the things above, and be willing to leave this life & everything we own & our loved ones behind when the Bridegroom comes.
 
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