Finish The Sentence Game

[JazzyJeff15]

A quick example of how this works

Lets say we start with "On Wednesdays I"

1st responder: walk to the grocery store.

I like to shop for...

2nd responder: ice cream, candy and soda.

When i get back home I...

3rd responder: Mix them together in a blender along with mustard and ketchup.

My friends think....



Ok now its time for the real thing. Im going to start this off by saying the following:

Next week Im going to...

 

[amadeus]

Next week Im going to...

Get lost on the way to the store.
Will anyone...

 

[Jay Ross]

Get lost on the way to the store.
Will anyone...

stray?

Perhaps you can . . .

 

[amadeus]

stray?

Perhaps you can . . .

find myself again?

All things are...

 

[JazzyJeff15]

Possible with God!

I will pray that you...

 

[JazzyJeff15]

get your pizza delivered on time.

Speaking of getting pizza delivered on time, last week....

 

[GEN2REV]

...a bus landed on top of me.

It's a real good thing that...

 

[JazzyJeff15]

I had on a sports cup to protect where the majority of the busses weight would have crushed

After being freed from underneath the bus I...

 

[GEN2REV]

...viciously ransacked my underpants drawer.

Having charitably donated all of my fresh articles, it was time to head to the ...

 

[GEN2REV]

...coast to make a deal.

10 boxes of Bibles for ...

 

[GEN2REV]

... a used hot-air balloon!

Air-up the tattered mass, hop in the basket and it's off to ...

 

[JazzyJeff15]

The Mgm grand in Las Vegas, where i will be Mike Tyson live on pay per view

To help me prepare for this fight I...

 

[GEN2REV]

...will have a full array of first responders on site with defibrillators, oxygen, extra blood and surgeons ready to go.

After all the kings horses and all the kings men put me back together again, and I cash my huge check for the fight, ...

 

[April_Rose]

I wished everybody merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight.


I can't wait for....

 

[GEN2REV]

... dinner, I'm famished.

Better check the trunk, there might be a few more ...

 

[GEN2REV]

... loaves of unleavened bread.

Armed with my loaves and a ski mask, I approached the nearest bank, kicked open the double doors and shouted,"...

 

[GEN2REV]

..."Onomatopoeia, Mother-Fathers!!!" and the whole place broke out in a Flashmob!

After the dance and the ritual sharing of bread,

I mounted my steed and galloped to bed.

I blew out the candle and put on my cap,

and settled me down for a long ... winter's ... nap.

(The end??)

 

[JazzyJeff15]

I awoke from my long winter's nap (aka hibernation) feeling even more exhausted so i decided to...

 

[April_Rose]

go into the bathroom and sit on the can.



Then I went downstairs to....

 

[JazzyJeff15]

grab more toilet paper because i ran out at a bad time.

After the wiping was fully completed I...