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I have a funny (yet not funny in its finality really) joke, although not related to this: A muslim man and a hindu man are walking and talking together in a US city, calmly discussing why their religion is the right religion. A terrorist bomb blows them up, killing them. They are instantly transported to Hell. They look around at their surroundings and realize where they are. They look at each other, then at the same time say to the other "I told you you were wrong".
Thanks for making it easy for me to detect where you belong, on my Ignore List. The true Christian does not joke about Muslims blowing themselves up.
I like it.I have a funny (yet not funny in its finality really) joke, although not related to this: A muslim man and a hindu man are walking and talking together in a US city, calmly discussing why their religion is the right religion. A terrorist bomb blows them up, killing them. They are instantly transported to Hell. They look around at their surroundings and realize where they are. They look at each other, then at the same time say to the other "I told you you were wrong".
Did you hear about the pastor that had a toothache? He went to the dentist who said his teeth were a basket case and they needed to come out. The following Sunday his sermon lasted five minutes and the following week 10 minutes. The next week it lasted for two and a half hours.
One of the deacons asked him what was going on. Five minutes one week, 10 minutes the next week and then two and a half hours.
"I do apologize," the pastor said. "The first week my mouth was really hurting because of the teeth extraction and the following week wasn't much better. The third week, I picked up my wife's false teeth by mistake."