**please keep this clean**
I found these and they made me laugh, so I thought it would make an interesting thread.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from behind, or a fool from any direction.
Never dig for water under an outhouse.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
If trouble comes knocking, don't offer it a place to sit down.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop diggin'.
I found these and they made me laugh, so I thought it would make an interesting thread.
Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from behind, or a fool from any direction.
Never dig for water under an outhouse.
Don't squat with your spurs on.
If trouble comes knocking, don't offer it a place to sit down.
If you find yourself in a hole, stop diggin'.
