Give me jokes about kissing. The kissing is specifically kissing on the lips. All of this is somewhat satire. I wanted to share funnier jokes, but this is a Christian website.
If you have no idea of what a kissing joke is, here are two starting categories. I may add more categories later.
Categories:
1. Kissing a known cannibal
2. Paid kisses
No jokes should be written solely to offend or attack any CB member. Some jokes may seem to offend some groups, but these groups are very likely not Christians and not on CB. Also the jokes are focused on the act of kissing, not the actors.
Example jokes:
Some stranger was offering free kisses. Turns out that the cost was really my immune system.
My date made me turn off my home security system
else we couldn't kiss.
I was wheelchair-bound,
kissing a cannibal
who suddenly brandished a knife,
so I tried to roll away.
Inspired by a soup kitchen, a woman opened a kiss kitchen
donating Herpes to the old and the sick.
If you have no idea of what a kissing joke is, here are two starting categories. I may add more categories later.
Categories:
1. Kissing a known cannibal
2. Paid kisses
No jokes should be written solely to offend or attack any CB member. Some jokes may seem to offend some groups, but these groups are very likely not Christians and not on CB. Also the jokes are focused on the act of kissing, not the actors.
Example jokes:
Some stranger was offering free kisses. Turns out that the cost was really my immune system.
My date made me turn off my home security system
else we couldn't kiss.
I was wheelchair-bound,
kissing a cannibal
who suddenly brandished a knife,
so I tried to roll away.
Inspired by a soup kitchen, a woman opened a kiss kitchen
donating Herpes to the old and the sick.