Maxine is depressed:

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Willie T

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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel,
"Pick up your shovels, mount your azzes and camels, and I will lead
You to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your azzes, and light up a Camel, this
Is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your azzes, raised the
price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about the new Health Care Plan, the economy, the wars, all the lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I finally called a Suicide Hotline.

Of course, I had to press "1" for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if maybe I could drive a truck......?

Folks, we're in deep trouble.