Okay, not writing, not mine, but certainly creative.

[Brakelite]

For visitors and like me, recent immigrants to Australia, this will help your identification of the several major bird species as you travel around....

 

[Dropship]

Speaking of immigration to Australia, I seriously thought of emigrating there some years ago to help civilise them, but they told me they were only accepting applications from people who had a trade and job to go to, which I didn't, huh you try to be nice (sniffle)...
Oh well, I could always try to emigrate to America, my best bet would be to marry an American widow off one of the cruise liners that dock here in Plymouth UK and go live with her on her ranch, she can rope me, throw me and brand me anytime she likes..

 

[Brakelite]

Speaking of immigration to Australia, I seriously thought of emigrating there some years ago to help civilise them, but they told me they were only accepting applications from people who had a trade and job to go to, which I didn't, huh you try to be nice (sniffle)...
Oh well, I could always try to emigrate to America, my best bet would be to marry an American widow off one of the cruise liners that dock here in Plymouth UK and go live with her on her ranch, she can rope me, throw me and brand me anytime she likes..

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I think Barbara might be getting a little old now... Even for you.

 

[Dropship]

I think Barbara might be getting a little old now... Even for you.

Okay mate, but if you can fix me up with one of these Aussie sheilas please let me know..

 

[Angelina]

For visitors and like me, recent immigrants to Australia, this will help your identification of the several major bird species as you travel around....View attachment 23816

Hilarious @Brakelite

 

[Brakelite]

Hilarious @Brakelite

Yep. And I have learned from experience that's it's also entirely accurate.

 

[L.A.M.B.]

Hilarious @Brakelite

I agree,HII AIR RE US....yak yak yak