- Dec 11, 2006
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Ole is the Pastor of the local NorwegianLutheranChurch and Pastor Sven is the minister of the SwedishCovenantChurch across the road. One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE1
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, “Leave people alone, you Skandivhoovean religious nuts!”
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
Shakin’ his head, Rev. Ole says “Dat’s da terd one dis mornin’.”
“Yaa” Pastor Sven agrees, then asks,
“Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, “Bridge Out?”
DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO LATE1
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells, “Leave people alone, you Skandivhoovean religious nuts!”
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
Shakin’ his head, Rev. Ole says “Dat’s da terd one dis mornin’.”
“Yaa” Pastor Sven agrees, then asks,
“Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say, “Bridge Out?”