Its like Jesus said this but.......................................................
He was never talking to actual human beings living in that time..................... that generation which would experience the wrath
and that never means anything............................................... (So what)
ever..................................................................... (Jesus is wrong)
yet all the while quoting him.......................... (It's so mind boggling.)
He is talking to me, now today .................................................. (Oh really?) You're not Jewish.
And I better follow his commandments .......................................... spoken to his apostles in that day, which were to go and do things he commanded..............
If you are biblical literalist .......................................... Everything Jesus said must be done (otherwise you aint doing so good.)
You better sell everything otherwise, ....................................... (You aint going to heaven)
You aint making it............................................... (Jesus said this, but Heck with Paul, heck with peter too and James cause they all suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and JESUS ROCKS)
This is all satire. PRAY FOR THE WEALTH AND YOU GET IT! CAUSE GOD WILL GIVE YOU YOUR HEARTS DESIRES DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

Thats all people tend to do who actually don't read the bible. They forget the audience, the context to the audience, and none of that matters to them because it's all to you today!
It was never for them in that day in age... that we just so happen
to benefit
from.
rolls eyes. This whole post is satire.