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JohnDB

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Reminds me of the joke:

Know why Eve got twice as much punishment as Adam?
Because God knew that snakes can't talk.
 
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April_Rose

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Reminds me of the joke:

Know why Eve got twice as much punishment as Adam?
Because God knew that snakes can't talk.






Don't you know anything? Snakes can talk,.. it's called Parseltongue. :p
 
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This isn't hogwarts..
Silly!





No,.. but Voldemort is sort of like Satan of the wizarding world as they both seem to have a thing about snakes. Hmm,.. maybe JK Rowling might have purposely done that since there are Christian elements in her stories and most people would probably fall over if they knew that she was a Christian herself. :D
 

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer: Because chickens can't fly.
LOL And a swish right back at ya. ;) :)
That's actually not true. Chickens can fly. So too can peacocks, both the male and female.

Welcome to the forum.

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April_Rose

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I learned how to fly myself once,.. it was when I was going down a great big hill on my scooter.
 

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LOL And a swish right back at ya. ;) :)
That's actually not true. Chickens can fly. So too can peacocks, both the male and female.

Welcome to the forum.

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Yes. But not very well, and not for very long. Most likely because human beings have been breeding them in captivity for a long long time. MMM CHICKEN.
 

April_Rose

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So anybody wonder why the serpent only spoke to Eve and not to Adam? She was a Parselmouth,.. obviously. :p (I just made that one up actually. XD)