So Lucifer, Moloch, Beelzebub, and Satan were waking thru Washington D.C. one day during the Obama Administration looking around in delight admiring how things were going. And Obama and crew saw them, so Obama smiled and waved to them. they all stopped and stared in disgust, and then all turned and walked away. Satan momentarily stopped, and turned around, and said "Even we have a minimal standard of decency"