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If dad jokes had an awards show, this would def win "Most Likely To Induce Skydiving Without A Parachute"Did you hear about the new star wars movie?
In this one, Darth Vader has a wife... he's married!
Darth and Ella Vader
If dad jokes had an awards show, this would def win "Most Likely To Induce Skydiving Without A Parachute"
Guy goes into a bar and orders a Coke. All of a sudden he hears someone yell "Ten!" and the whole place erupts in laughter. Soon, another yells "7!" and again, laughter. Finally, he asks what's going on and the bartender says they've been telling the same old jokes for so long that they eventually assigned numbers to save time.I think the all time best Dad joke is this>>>
A woman went into labor and her husband was driving her to the hospital, but the baby was coming and he had to pull over before he could get there. Sure enough-- she delivered a boy right there in the back seat.
He named the child- Carson.
That one made me belly laugh LOLI have no kids so, these are not dad jokes.
Speaking of skydiving... do you know why blind people don't go skydiving?
It scares the dog!
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Everybody's a professional easily offended snowflake nowadays smhI've told that around liberal peoples... and they thought I was racist against the blind peoples... or dog peoples View attachment 40699
One time, I called an inner-city live radio broadcast with a "prophet" host and his co-host and asked them if they could interpret a "dream I had" and proceeded to tell them . . . . I said, Nope, I just quoted Daniel chapter 7
That was years ago. A man grows, right?But calling in under false pretenses is... deception