The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

[JustMe]

 

[JustMe]

 

[Matthias]

* Preferred and recommended by 9 out of 10 plumbers. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* She‘s dwelling on the past. She needs another graph, for her current relationships. Such a graph would have a zease axis and a why axis. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Listen up, coffee empire. You’ve been served notice. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* The Bear naturally appealed to a higher court. No word yet on how that is going. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* It’s not that hard, fellas. One potato, two, potato, three potato, four. … And don’t let scissors near the ropes until everyone else has crossed over. Leaving paper alone with scissors also isn’t a great idea. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* Exciting is one thing. Stupid is another. Don’t do anything stupid, and don’t do anything exciting that you’re gonna regret later. *

 

[Matthias]

* I hope she didn’t forget to check on the cornbread. *

 

[Matthias]

 

[Matthias]

* He’s tempted. This thing could go either way. *