I gotta do something. 'Qoheleth' was definitely an impulse buy. I'm afraid I'm going to irk the admins if I ask to change it again. Maybe 'Barney, The Qoheleth.'I find it fascinating, though; the idea of the word 'preacher' referring to Solomon just blows me away for some reason.
Now if you were to name yourself "Deputy Qoheleth Fife," that might work (but please don't).