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  1. MickinEngland

    Jesus protects a woman

    Incidentally that other avatar made me look soft and effeminate mate, and the last thing I want is to become a gay's icon, so I switched to my true hetero peaked-cap macho look
  2. MickinEngland

    Jesus protects a woman

    It wasn't me who dragged her, it was a fundy mob..;) PS- was she a prossie? I thought she was an adulteress
  3. MickinEngland

    Ten Crowns

    TEN CROWNS by Mick American and Russian nuclear arsenals contain inter-continental ballistic nuclear missiles of the "MIRV" variety- (Multiple Independently-targetable Re-entry Vehicles).What this means is that a single big rocket can carry up to 10 separate mini-nuke warheads which are released...
  4. MickinEngland

    Schools Out Forever

    SCHOOLS OUT FOREVER by Mick People wonder why the Old Testament was so harsh. The answer is that God has never changed, but the way he had to package himself to get his message across HAS changed, he had to talk in harsh primitive OT terms to earlier harsh primitive peoples in their own...
  5. MickinEngland

    Jesus protects a woman

    Listen! THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!..That intermittent slapping sound you hear is me hitting people round the face with a wet kipper to put them in their place, I mean somebody's got to do it..:)
  6. MickinEngland

    Jesus protects a woman

    What trap? No offence' date=' but you don't have a demon of suspicion and paranoia do you?..;) [I']Website quote- "Paranoid personality disorder is a psychiatric diagnosis characterized by paranoia characterized by a pervasive and long-standing suspiciousness and generalized mistrust of...
  7. MickinEngland

    Does God Mind If Idols Of 'saints' Are Worshipped In Church?

    Yes, 'Frankenstein theology' (the patching together of assorted scriptures into a lumbering monstrosity) is not my style which is why I agree with Paul- "I'm worried lest you be led astray from the simplicity of Christ" (2 Cor 11:3) And with the Preacher-"The more the words,the less the...
  8. MickinEngland

    Jesus protects a woman

    Here's rare video footage of someone tongue-speaking, it sounds like "Wam boobalooba, bam bam bam, tooty-frooty", can any of you tongue-speakers out there translate it for us, thanx http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFq5O2kabQo&feature=related
  9. MickinEngland

    Does God Mind If Idols Of 'saints' Are Worshipped In Church?

    Jesus said to the chap on the cross next to him- "Today you'll be with me in Paradise" (Luke 23:43)See, dead simple, no tangled theology and no confusion about it at all..:)
  10. MickinEngland

    Jesus protects a woman

    Ha ha ha"]"Be bop a lula"[/I]
  11. MickinEngland

    Jesus protects a woman

    Incidentally mate, I see you posted this in the Homosexuality thread------------------------------------------------ Polar quote- "I heard a self-professed Atheist make an off-the-cuff statement which struck me.He stated that Christians who state that God opposes the gay lifestyle because it is...
  12. MickinEngland

    The Necessity Of Tongues As A Prayer Language

    After she'd leant to communicate, someone asked deaf-blind girl Helen Keller "What is it like to be told about Jesus for the first time?", to which she answered "I always knew he was there."The moral?- If he's in your heart, you can find him with or without any written words..:)