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  1. pastor marty

    Everything U ever wanted 2 NO;abt. Everything U ever wanted 2 NO !

    Just figured out I am on my site ! HA HA/ musB bedtime 1
  2. pastor marty

    Everything U ever wanted 2 NO;abt. Everything U ever wanted 2 NO !

    never met the man;just his disciples
  3. pastor marty

    Everything U ever wanted 2 NO;abt. Everything U ever wanted 2 NO !

    CMA ..had a 56 Tri/mag&gen unit/1 carb/650...whenever we went on a run the huge caps over the valves would work loose;shot 30 ft' in the air/I'd get an oil-bath & my trumpet would get 2 the meet in the back of a van.Also my Lucas (lord of darkness) lights would go out on twisty Mtn. rds. @ 2AM...
  4. pastor marty

    Everything U ever wanted 2 NO;abt. Everything U ever wanted 2 NO !

    CMA ..had a 56 Tri/mag&gen unit/1 carb/650...whenever we went on a run the huge caps over the valves would work loose;shot 30 ft' in the air/I'd get an oil-bath & my trumpet would get 2 the meet in the back of a van.Also my Lucas (lord of darkness) lights would go out on twisty Mtn. rds. @ 2AM...
  5. pastor marty

    Everything U ever wanted 2 NO;abt. Everything U ever wanted 2 NO !

    Ya all ck. out my thinkin @ the sorta saved site & the devil wears Prada (or whatever) site (thread ?) Is my piano in tune or am I OD'd on Ovaltine again ?? Only want 2 tell the kids what I know fer sure/not some Hebrew hash-dream abt. a magic fish who saves a guy from being some Jew...
  6. pastor marty

    Can a Christian be only partly saved?

    And all U gained was the word garbage//how sad4U/I thought only the Saducees qualified 4 what Jesus called;"carpal-tunnel thinking" (paraphrase) read my epistle (below)yer growling @ a friend/chill-out/Shalom <m> yule gettit !
  7. pastor marty

    Can a Christian be only partly saved?

    The parts that coincide/agree w/The Torah aren't garbage.Dint GOD say He'd pour is spirit?wisdom out on all flesh ?? Even heathen cannibals get some of it rite.. (thou shalt not eat family members/unless there's a famine)Relax,Mike,I'm not disrespectin the dead sea scolls.The"Original"scriptures...
  8. pastor marty

    The Mark of the Beast

    Ya well ! Olive Oyl only ever understood half'a wot he said either(he always mumbled 2 Bluto w/a pipe in his mouth)
  9. pastor marty

    Can a Christian be only partly saved?

    & when GOD made EVE 4 Adam the addle-brained did HE give them a good long Cath. lecture abt. being carnal minded so's they could invent guilt abt.sex which even the critters were allowed 2 enjoy ?? Remember;St. Paul had a jewish mother;enuff 2 make any kid dislike/fear women...Listen 2 him enuff...
  10. pastor marty

    Can a Christian be only partly saved?

    Hari K. (the Advocate) don't drive.He's got a myopic Italian Cherub chauffer who scares the hell out of vehicles going the other way ! & I compared all the stuff all the mis-translations share; along w/all the good stuff in the Vedas/annoying Apocgryphas (Not official CATH party line)&...
  11. pastor marty

    The Mark of the Beast

    As my hero;"POPEYE" might say;"lemmie @ that sunburnt lumpy headed bozo,(red horned 1).I'll murdalize 'im,hucka;heyucka,hah !!"
  12. pastor marty

    The Mark of the Beast

    Last pg. "REV".. crazy cave-dwelling hermit apostle says;"If everything Jesus said was writ down this would B thicker than a Chicago ph. book !"or sumpin like that...& if all the data Wankan Tanka,(Holy Ghost) fed in2 our group souls was digitized // we'd need 1000 Kray super-comps 2 store it...
  13. pastor marty

    Everything U ever wanted 2 NO;abt. Everything U ever wanted 2 NO !

    Sorry PIA /Been 2 sick 2 talk serious w/friends // do this inbetween /me in mind-numbing pain & these guys normal sorta puts us on a level playing field.(think Einstien on chemo being asked the math of a game of checkers !!)
  14. pastor marty

    Can a Christian be only partly saved?

    And I'm still tryin' 2 figgur out if it's the #11 0r #31 bus that gets me there,(the Kingdom,,)
  15. pastor marty

    Is it time for Christians to become more accepting towards muslims in politics?

    O.J.Simpson taught me all I know abt. law///It's like an auction//Highest bidder gets whatever justice he wants///Shakespeare said;"1st. kill all the lawyers/// parable/metaphore/Aesop fable---it's abt morals...not laws...
  16. pastor marty

    The Mark of the Beast

    U got the rite Bible words;I just babble out whatever feelin' I get when the Spiritu Sancti tweaks me w/somethin' like "why is this triple six obsessed neurotic trying 2 bum us all out w/this cowpoop ??"
  17. pastor marty

    The Mark of the Beast

    & my alien-avoiding mind-control aluminum helmet also cancels out the monitors 4 the chip they planted in my buttcheek during Viet Nam. Jesus protects His own..G'day mates !! <m>
  18. pastor marty

    Why water into wine?

    Maybe He made wine so people could B happy 4 a moment. and also cause Bourbon had yet 2 B invented
  19. pastor marty

    Everything U ever wanted 2 NO;abt. Everything U ever wanted 2 NO !

    2 post on my thread I have 2 reply 2 it ?? OK then ! Let me explain the title"EUEW2NAEUEW2N"---we kin chat abt anything;I refer all questions 2 GOD & then answer w/whatever the good/spirit whispers in my ear///Simple enuff ???
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    Really worth a look vatican again

    whoops/miskey !