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As is what written?

I could have sworn there was only one God. Ah well, we live and learn. Is there any particular procedure we have to go through to get an audience with you?

How many wives does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just waits till her husband comes home from the pub a bit light-headed and plugs him in.

How many wives does it take to change a light bulb? None, if she has got her husband well trained.

And there will be those who do not see those things inherent in scripture.

I will give you a call when I am six feet under.

When I got home last night my wife demanded that I 'take her somewhere expensive'... I took her to a petrol station...

A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.” The friend says, “Why not?” The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband's marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the...

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death." He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"

Wife to husband - Yo need a hearing aid. Husband to wife - Why do I need a leering maid?

After Adam stayed out late a few nights, Eve became suspicious. “You’re running around with another woman— admit it!” she demanded. “What other woman?” Adam shot back. “You’re it!” That night, Adam was fast asleep when he was awakened by Eve poking him in the chest. “What are you doing?”...

One word from me and she does just as she pleases.

I didn't know what happiness was until I got married then it was too late.

I am the boss in my house because my wife said so.

In caser you had not noticed, I decided.

Open slather on obeying the government has its problems. As we have seen again and again when a leader is given cart Blanche to make and impose the rules what does he become....a dictator. There is a verse in scripture that says there is safety in many counselors. That would suggest a big no to...

I nearly fell over with laughter when I read this. Imagine Jesus being baptized in the toilet (john). Obviously he wanted to get a head start on everything.

Yes, they talk to each other and pray to dead saints.