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  1. Phoneman777

    Please Help Me

    You mean the way the Lord backhand slapped Elijah for running away from Jezebel, and read him the riot act for heading out far into the wilderness in fear? Oh, wait...
  2. Phoneman777

    Please Help Me

    Some people's kids LOL
  3. Phoneman777

    Please Help Me

    You're just a big ol' keg o' compassion, ain't ya?
  4. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    Nah, Adam lived almost to 1,000. I heard someone say the only reason Adam and Eve didn't die was because the lambs from which they got skins died in their place.
  5. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    ROTFL!! Dang Galactic Zoolek Quantitative Easing
  6. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    :p:p:p
  7. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    Good point, but was it reeeeeeeeeally Samuel? Solomon says no. David says no. Lotsa inconsistencies with making the spirit Samuel, too. Like why did he come "up" instead of "down from heaven"? How could he know stuff if the "the dead know not anything"? The obvious answer is that is was a...
  8. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    LOL actually yes...spiritually. And, when you consider that "a day with the Lord is 1,000 years" and Adam died a few years short of that 1,000, well...
  9. Phoneman777

    Who is more dangerous? Islam, or Catholicism?

    Willie T, how disappointing you didn't get the Hanover Fist reference!!!
  10. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    I can't believe nobody got the "Hanover Fist" reference.
  11. Phoneman777

    Who is more dangerous? Islam, or Catholicism?

    The trouble is that they control a lot of what is taking place around the world via secret Luciferian societies. The SS modeled their intelligence network after papal organization. Of course, to appreciate this, one has to don a tin foil hat and be willing to follow wherever the truth leads LOL
  12. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    Let's keep in mind that "as the body without the Spirit is dead..." according to James LOL :cool:
  13. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    If disembodiment was a real thing, why does Paul have a problem with it? Won't he be in heaven anyway? Won't he be enjoying the presence of the Savior, the glories of heaven, etc.? Won't he be looking down and smiling and visiting loved ones and protecting them from unseen dangers, etc.? The...
  14. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    They aren't apparent until someone points them out. The problem is that most have accepted the idea of "thou shalt not surely die" so these issues are to them not worthy of consideration. But, I'll be happy to list just a few: Both the Rich Man and Lazarus have body parts, which everyone...
  15. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    Oh, stop. Sweethearts like you and ByGrace and Naomi, etc. should have a handicap imposed on y'all like in golf or bracket drag racing...just to make if fair for the rest of us LOL
  16. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    Sure, I mean I don't allow myself the luxury of pretending a verse that contradicts my beliefs doesn't exist in order to retain those beliefs. For instance, I could not continue to subscribe to Jesuit Futurism when someone pointed out all those verses which depict an empty, desolate, dark...
  17. Phoneman777

    Who is more dangerous? Islam, or Catholicism?

    Bobby Jo, unlike you, I have studied all three main schools of eschatological thought: Jesuit Futurism, Jesuit Preterism, and Protestant Historicism. I marvel at how confident you are that Protestant Historicism can't be supported by Scripture when you know absolutely nothing about it. I'm...
  18. Phoneman777

    Who is more dangerous? Islam, or Catholicism?

    Bobby Jo, you have no idea how foolish you are to say he's got a "hidden agenda". Everyone knows that Brakelite's agenda - to warn the Protestant world of who exactly is the Beast so that Christians may know and avoid what is the Beast's Mark, Name, and Number - is anything but hidden. It's my...
  19. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    What does a doctor do when he wants to give a small child a shot of life saving medicine, but knows if the child sees that needle, he'll freak out? If Jesus straight up told unbelievers "the mysteries of heaven" they'd harden their hearts to the point of no return.
  20. Phoneman777

    Failed Prophecies

    Yep, how easy it is for us to fall off the wagon of Christlike patience. May God have mercy on us one and all.