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  1. Phoneman777

    WHERE ARE ALL THE PROTESTANT PEDOPHILES?

    And just like that, you sweep aside first hand historic accounts and Biblical proof as "false" without any evidence to substantiate it. Here's more proof by which that same indifferent dismissal of the facts will further discredit you: 5th century Socrates Scholasticus : "For although almost...
  2. Phoneman777

    WHERE ARE ALL THE PROTESTANT PEDOPHILES?

    How could he have celebrated ANYTHING "later in the day" when the text is explicitly clear that "he departed" on a 30 mile hike to Troas?
  3. Phoneman777

    It's coming, folks!

    If they continue to refuse to remigrate, we'll have to resort to another "Final Solution" - but instead of gas chambers, we herd them into art studios to paint "Donald T in Twenty Twenty!"
  4. Phoneman777

    It's coming, folks!

    The world is not yet reached the state of polarization that is predicted in Revelation: the one side who take the Mark of the papal Beast and the other side who "keep the commandments of God, have the faith of Jesus, and the testimony of Jesus Christ". But, make no mistake, when the "miracles"...
  5. Phoneman777

    It's coming, folks!

    "Take heed that no man deceive you" was the very first thing that dropped from His lips before launching into His description of the end times, because of His foreknowledge that they'd be blanketed with deception - such as the idea that the Mark of the Beast is a chip under the skin.
  6. Phoneman777

    It's coming, folks!

    Well, how about you all stop exporting your liberal morons like Jim Carrey, Brian Adams, Celine Dion, Justin bieber, etc., to us?
  7. Phoneman777

    To hell with me

    "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data." Sherlock Holmes Especially when theorizing about eternal consequences. You're right that there is no hell (not yet). Peter is clear that "the Lord knoweth how to...reserve the unjust unto the day of judgment to be punished." That...
  8. Phoneman777

    It's coming, folks!

    You should be extremely concerned if you think the Mark of the Beast has to do with anything other than that which the Bible says it has to do: the disregard of God's commandments.
  9. Phoneman777

    It's coming, folks!

    :cool:
  10. Phoneman777

    It's coming, folks!

    Q. Of all the nations of the world, what's Liberalism's favorite nation? A. Indignation *sigh*...it's called "demonstrating absurdity by being absurd" - commercial breaks use "volume amplification" to wake up anyone who might have dozed off during the program. This absurd TV ad demonstrates the...
  11. Phoneman777

    Westboro Baptist Church

    Papists...(sigh)...You criticize the WBC for their obviously misguided understanding of what is the Great Commission, but you have not a single word of remonstrance for the anti-Christian, anti-Bible, anti-Jesus Christ Sarah S.
  12. Phoneman777

    To hell with me

    Maybe someone should have asked Lazarus...or Eutychus...or any one of the 12 miracle resurrections of the Bible. Wait...not a single one of them who were resurrected had a single thing to say about what was going on while they were dead. Interesting. Probably had something to do with what the...
  13. Phoneman777

    To hell with me

    Four words for "hell" in the Bible and they all mean something different. To which one do you refer? Are you referring to the "fiery, burning, blazing" hell of the Greek "Gehenna"?
  14. Phoneman777

    It's coming, folks!

    Are you concerned about getting the Mark of the Beast chip and going to hell? Are you worried that your friends, your family, your team members at the office will find out? Well, have no fear! The "Chip-No-More" Antichrist Chip Extractor is here! Operators are standing by so call now for a...
  15. Phoneman777

    WHERE ARE ALL THE PROTESTANT PEDOPHILES?

    I do not accept the "authority" of certain early church fathers who were loyal to the Bishop of Rome - I accept the Bible as my authority. But, if you wish to look to extra-Biblical sources to see which way the ecclesiastical winds blew at that time, consider 4th century church historian...
  16. Phoneman777

    WHERE ARE ALL THE PROTESTANT PEDOPHILES?

    Since you agree that what we call "Saturday evening" takes place on what the Bible writers considered "the first day of the week", then why do you not understand that Paul: started preaching before midnight preached until midnight revived Eutychus ate another meal with his friends preached...
  17. Phoneman777

    WHERE ARE ALL THE PROTESTANT PEDOPHILES?

    Dead Bread, I realize that the depth of your ignorance requires the patience of Helen Keller's teachers, but God has rewarded mine. He has shown me that the IMPRIMATUR STAMPED CATHOLIC GOOD NEWS BIBLE with its mention of "Saturday evening" in verse 7 is what it would take to lead you out of...
  18. Phoneman777

    WHERE ARE ALL THE PROTESTANT PEDOPHILES?

    Dead Bread, I appreciate the approbation "Einstein", but honestly, it doesn't take a theoretical physicist to see through the lies of the papacy. This series of published articles is representative of the official position of the papacy - that the change of Sabbath observance is based on no...
  19. Phoneman777

    WHERE ARE ALL THE PROTESTANT PEDOPHILES?

    None of these texts establish Sunday sacredness. Dead Bread...(sigh)...perhaps you'll believe your own catholic church's bible: Good News Translation Catholic Edition, aka Good News Bible: "On Saturday evening we gathered together for the fellowship meal. Paul spoke to the people and kept on...
  20. Phoneman777

    WHERE ARE ALL THE PROTESTANT PEDOPHILES?

    "On receipt of one of these (resolutions opposing actions by the United States Supreme Court), the editor of the Catholic Mirror of Baltimore, Maryland, published a series of four editorials, which appeared in that paper September 2, 9, 16, and 23, 1893. The Catholic Mirror was the official...