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  1. BarneyFife

    Rallying Call of the Apostle Paul

    Subset... And so your insistence just cancels out the Bible, is that it? Thing is, this is nonsense, and before the Internet, virtually no one believed it—no one. Period. It's postmodern, neo-New Covenant, antinomianist, smoke-filled coffeehouse dung. But if you'd like to produce a pre-1990...
  2. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    Looks like Bernie Casey - lol. :hearteyes: .
  3. BarneyFife

    Is “Easter” in the original Scriptures?

    I'm not sure what you're asking here exactly, but I'm of a mind that there are no essential Bible doctrines that depend on disputed textual accuracies/inaccuracies. I don't need any notes to show what I hold as orthodoxy in hardly any English version of which I am aware, and all of the...
  4. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    The gas comes from oligosaccharides, btw. :)
  5. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    I don't get gas from beans but thanks. (Except for some canned products) :hearteyes: .
  6. BarneyFife

    Why its important to keep the Sabbath

    Hooey! I've never seen such asinine equivocation in all my life. Is this the way you talk to people face to face? We've been over all these points a hundred times and you still don't seem to get that no one is advocating for salvation by somehow "working at" resting. Away with your nefarious...
  7. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    Pshaw! I get my Pinto Bean acumen from my east TN roots. Water, beans, onions, salt, bowl, spoon—end of story. (Not really; I cheated with a dash of cumin and some minced garlic. I'm considering defiling it with a pinch of cayenne.) Bean cooking is quite an art, I've discovered. I soak and...
  8. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    I'm about to dig into a pot of beans—the magical fruit... .
  9. BarneyFife

    Is “Easter” in the original Scriptures?

    Or worse yet, Matt Dillahunty
  10. BarneyFife

    Is “Easter” in the original Scriptures?

    @Hobie Can't quote your post properly. Anyway, I read several dozen books on the subject and came to the conclusion that textual accuracy and all that junk is something the devil likes for us to worry about while we should really be reading the Bible, praying, studying, worship, serving...
  11. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    I thought I'd just bask in the fruitage of your nuanced thought prowess for a while. You can take a little ribbing, I assume. ;) :hearteyes: .
  12. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    :musicn2:Us... and them...:musicn2:
  13. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    I'm a friend to all who will have me, but I would emphasize the "reasonably" part. There's a few other people I get along with pretty well here, but you're just fun! Why ruin perfectly unwholesome swine's flesh with avocado mash? (snortle) .
  14. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    I do enjoy a good retaliatory, salutary flogging early in the morning. :hearteyes: .
  15. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    Your hate bores me and I don't feel like going another round with your wildly analytical criticism of folks who don't agree with you. .
  16. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    I gotta go make my wife's avocado toast. Jealous? .
  17. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    Don't explain your jokes. It's poor forum. What am I gonna do with you/me/us? (I think people are jealous 'cause we don't agree on that much but we still get along great. Chkl:) :hearteyes: .
  18. BarneyFife

    Unethical treatment of LGBTQ humans / Understanding LGBTQ - 101

    Yes you are. I have it on bad authority—and that's all I need to make a really truthful decision. :Broadly: :hearteyes: .