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    Evolution?? A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become...
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    Ever hear the song; “I’m my own grandpa” ? The lyrics are funny. Ever hear of a musician named Bill Wyman? He was a band member of The Rolling Stones. His marriages, wives, son, could be another song (and factual) comparable to “I’m my own grandpa”. Lol weird.
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    Ever wondered what are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, all the others are weak days.
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    Limits ~ No matter how far you push the envelope, it will always be stationery.
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    Son having heart surgery today.

    Son update ~ My son returned to work this week, working his regular (arson investigation) and side (police security for businesses) jobs. He said he is a bit tired but feeling good. I was wondering about him getting a doctor release to work so soon…He didn’t take a medical leave, but instead...
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    Question to God OP ^ Might be fine line here…of Asking God for His Understanding regarding His Word…and Asking God a question with the intent to Challenge His Power and Authority. God Created and Made the natural born man; Very Good. Jesus IS the intercessory for a natural born man to become...
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    LOL!!
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    So the Dr says, “how did you sleep last night Mr. Smith” ? Mr. Smith says, “Man Dr, I slept like a baby”. Dr says “Really”? “You woke up every two hours crying and wet your pants”?
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    Typical life cycle…for some. Born without hair, without teeth, sleeps but awake every few hours, urinates every few hours, doesn’t remember, continuously aging… Aging cycle, hair thins/balding, teeth loosen falls out, sleeps but awake every few hours, urinates every few hours, memory fails…dies...
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    The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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    Guilty! Noah Moses.
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    English language Rules. I before E…except after C ~ wEIrd ~ lol
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    There is a fine line between Numerator and Dominator (and only a fraction will understand).
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    Ever notice IF the government doesn’t have a 24-7, 365 day promoted CRISIS going on, they run out of reasons to confiscate the people’s wealth? Having a look at public schools, historically established to teach, has become the managers and solutions to the supposed “Gender CRISIS”…. It’s not a...
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    @Debp “Time zones” are a curious thing… Your “like” appeared on my “notice” as “tomorrow”…lol
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    Are people who use Bible Scripts on their phones…using phony Bibles? ;)
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    Ever notice a psychologist’s job is to dig into a person’s past to blame and conclude why a person’s present is largely unacceptable and the answer is continued therapy? Remember… 1) Noah started out as a basket case. Ex 2:3 2) Gods Warning; World ways. Col 2:8 3) Gods Facts; Gods (answer) way...
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    …and “gas station service” attendants. ;)
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    Christianity using a mathematical equation to teach about Jesus, can be confusing to non-Christians. 1 Man + 1 Spirit = 1 God While this mathematical equation may as well be confusing to non-Christians…I like it! 1 Cross + 3 Nails = 4 given.
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    Did you ever hear men don’t like to ask for directions? Think that might be Biblical? Forty years wandering the desert ring a bell?