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My wife has told me that if she catches me on Christian message boards again, she's going to smash my head against my keyboard. I'm not taking her threats seriousbghjuyknlghbj

There are three types of people in the world, those that are good at mathematics, and those who aren't.

I'm trying a balanced diet, I've got a cake in each hand. I got a job at BMW making seatbelts, I slotted right in. I swapped our bed for a trampoline... My wife hit the roof. I was going to have quiche for dinner but there was a change of flan. I didn't enjoy swimming with dolphins... We...

Why couldn't the elephants go swimming? They forgot their trunks. How do you hide a monkey in a cherry tree? Paint his testicles red..... What is the loudest noise in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries.

To be fair, after all the work involved.... Constructing a massive watertight vessel to house all of the different 'kinds' of animals, controlling diseases, feeding them and cleaning up after them Noah deserved to make wine and get bladdered. I suppose that when the flood waters disappeared, the...

What I find funny is that you actually think that all of the species of animal plant and marine life that we see on this planet today were somehow derived from the population of Noah's ark. Not millions of years of evolution, oh no. Where did Noah find the marsupials? Polar bears? Poison dart...

Yes, I've just read the report from fox news, where is the confirmation that the remains of Noah's ark have been found? If this was anything like confirmation it would be front page news all over the world. The truth is it isn't confirmation of anything.

Plenty. Breaking Christian News wouldn't be on that list though. Obviously Nothing has been confirmed about the tunnels, the results are expected sometime in 2027. Geologists are still skeptical.

I notice that this article is from Breaking Christian News haha. Funnily enough I haven't seen this on the BBC news, or on any other reputable news outlets.

No, I've never heard a preacher saying that, but I wouldn't expect to.

However it's dressed up slavery is slavery and a useful commandment from God himself would have been useful to God himself. In other words God's moral compass would be questioned less. I'm not daft enough to think that slavery wouldn't exist, after all people break all of the commandments every...

I'm sure I've written this somewhere before... To me, signing up for an eternity in heaven is like taking out an insurance policy without reading the small print. Especially if you think that God is capable of lying. There a more than a few 'what ifs'.

And if God can lie, isn't that a bit of a red flag for your eternal lives?

How do you know that God cannot lie?

Okay and what happens then? Nobody has ever given me a clear idea of what heaven might look like, what will happen there, or the plans that God has for the saved. I think that people have very little or no idea what they've signed up to. Eternity is unimaginable, heaven sounds great until you...

There wouldn't have been ANYTHING to eat for the emerging animals.... The animals would have had to fend for themselves... I'm sure that the chickens would have been snapped up fairly quickly.

Can you see the difference between the father and the son? It's as plain as daylight to me. I don't think that Jesus compares in any way to the God of the OT. I don't think that Jesus would have condoned any of the warmongering. I don't think that Jesus would have commanded an army. I don't...

I am ploughing through the OT again. I don't like the God of the OT. The God of the OT is unpleasant and needy, his only begotten son on the other hand is good, (I'm skipping forward to the NT here) he's a good man who teaches love and tolerance. If the God of the OT who sent his son for us was...

I've heard countless testimonies, I'm sure that you've heard countless testimonies that make you uncomfortable. Your experience is your own and I'm not going to comment on that. All I can say about personal experience is that personal experience is personal and counts for nothing... Personal...

What's the haha all about? I asked you a straight forward question. Just answer it. We know that the Epic of Gilgamesh predates the Bible. We know that genesis mirrors the Epic of Gilgamesh and comes from the same region.... Namely Iraq. I'm not being condescending or trying to make you look...