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    Clean Jokes Thread

    What do you call an internet comedian? A memedian — the meme‑smith who forges punchlines out of pixels. A net‑wit — the digital cousin of the “nitwit,” except intentionally funny. A cyber‑comic — performs exclusively on stages made of HTML. A web‑jester — court fool of the online kingdom. A...
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    Debunking the big bang theory

    To demonstrate His glory, is a conventional reason. To keep us in awe, is another one.
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    Debunking the big bang theory

    The various theories of distant starlight give me much to ponder.
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    Debunking the big bang theory

    The latest telescope launched into space is the Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope, which lifted off on 30 August 2026 aboard a SpaceX Falcon Heavy from NASA’s Kennedy Space Center. What the Roman Telescope Is A next‑generation infrared space telescope designed to survey hundreds of millions...
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    AI as New Deity?

    Pre-AI there were professional preachers doing the same thing . . . Jer 5:30-31 "An astonishing and horrible thing Has been committed in the land: (31) The prophets prophesy falsely, And the priests rule by their own power; And My people love to have it so. But what will you do in the end...
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    The happy thread was dead. Long live the happy thread!

    What about humility? Well, of course no-one can boast about it. :tiphat:
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    Birth of Jesus Christ

    You made a spelling mistake :eek: It was horrible!
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    Birth of Jesus Christ

    Don't make me spell it out . . . clfhclfhclfhclfhclfhclfhclfh
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    Birth of Jesus Christ

    Oops. Awkward.
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    How many real prophets frequent this forum?

    Should be "their respective places of worship". Real prophets speak forth the Word of God to equip the saints for the work of ministry in order to build up the body of Christ.
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    Birth of Jesus Christ

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    Birth of Jesus Christ

    Spelling Corrections: # 1. selected # 2. description Grammar Mistake: #1. The vote went to Matthias, who was one of those who had been there from the very beginning with the chosen disciples, from the time of John the Baptist to Christ.
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    Is it possible to lose salvation?

    Huh! Rom 8:18-21 For I consider that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us. (19) For the earnest expectation of the creation eagerly waits for the revealing of the sons of God. (20) For the creation was subjected to...
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    Is it possible to lose salvation?

    The old heaven passes away and is replaced. Rev 21:4-5 And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes; there shall be no more death, nor sorrow, nor crying. There shall be no more pain, for the former things have passed away." (5) Then He who sat on the throne said, "Behold, I make all...
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    New to the forum.. is the new testament the most reliable current bible??

    I got this when I did a search: The core takeaway: Scripture uses the imagery of “babes,” “infants,” and “milk” to describe Christians who are new, immature, or still developing in spiritual understanding. The key passages cluster around three major texts: 1 Peter 2, 1 Corinthians 3, and...