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What did the duck say when the waiter gave him the check? “Put it on my bill.” (From 'Blast from the Past' movie)

https://www.christianityboard.com/threads/the-happy-thread-is-dead-long-live-the-happy-thread.67352/post-2063224 Because sonny, October is technically the 8th month as you strainingly thought, and they the Roman Latin folks got it all wrong. The Latin Roman folks made a mess of it again, and...

A chicken and an egg go into a restaurant. The host asks, “Which of you is first?”

There lives more faith in honest doubt, believe me, than in half the creeds. Alfred Lord Tennyson

My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties. Dave Allen

Did you hear about fire at the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

How was the airport security in Los Angeles? Quite LAX.

Try meditating on some great coffee instead, that never runs out of possibilities, like, a Grande Mocha Frappuccino, extra ice with whipped cream on top.

Why did the employee at the calendar company get fired? He took a day off. (better?)

Yes, that's right, Jesus' spirit was never left alone from his Father. Just like when we die, we are in the direct 'hands' of Jesus because of his immortality, authority status, and new power to reunite the human spirit with a new body, power and authority all given to him by the father. The...