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  1. BarneyFife

    Are Jehovah's witnesses real Christians?

    . . There does seem to be a touch of Gnosticism roaming around. Just my opinion. . .
  2. BarneyFife

    Are Jehovah's witnesses real Christians?

    . . Kewl. I guess I horned in without getting the context. Sorry. :( Always good to see you, W. :) . .
  3. BarneyFife

    Are Jehovah's witnesses real Christians?

    . . Dude, you said that out loud. . .
  4. BarneyFife

    Are Jehovah's witnesses real Christians?

    . . I find it interesting that folks almost automatically put so much stock in testimonies from people saying they have been abused by minority denominations. There is a sensationalism factor to that, not unlike that upon which the news media outlets thrive. Mainstream evangelical Christians...
  5. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    . . You should know by now that I know what Jesus says. I had to preach at my church yesterday. I wouldn't dare go up front without knowing what Jesus says. ;) . . . . I'm very sorry to hear that. However, I'd rather hear that you're shut in than that you're just another guy who's too good for...
  6. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    . . "Many?" I really think there are some solid satistics to debunk this tripe. It's really quite clichéd. The exception to the rule shouldn't shape wide-reaching policies that could just as easily be qualified to handle special concerns and considerations. And the over-simplification of...
  7. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    @amigo de christo, . . To be honest, and I really don't mean to be critical—it's really quite disheartening—way too much of what I hear coming from Christians today just sounds like "Summer Of Love ('67)" junk to me. Where are all the VW Buses? I feel like I'm being cheated out of the best parts...
  8. BarneyFife

    12 years old (nearly 13) at Naval Air Station, Agana, Guam (our second tour). Ain't I cool?

    12 years old (nearly 13) at Naval Air Station, Agana, Guam (our second tour). Ain't I cool?
  9. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    . . I'll give you the "Jesus" part because I never argue about the "nature" of Christ/God but... Elijah reborn? Is that why John said he wasn't Elijah and had his head cut off instead of being taken up into heaven without seeing death? Speaking of desperation and twisting, I think you might...
  10. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    @amigo de christo, . . What's hard for me to grasp is how people of my generation and older are so easily deceived. I can only assume that a lot of them must have come to know Jesus late in life. When I was a kid, no one went around saying some of the stupid stuff I see on here. . .
  11. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    . . No need to assume that everyone who is confused is lost, Amigo. I don't know why people do that, much less, say it. Deception can lead to forfeiture of eternal life but it doesn't automatically indicate it. And who are we to judge? . .
  12. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    . . A one-time event... You mean, kind of like the creation of Adam? Good grief, man, put your thinking cap on. . . . . Leaps in the womb... You mean, kind of like a "GROWTH?" . .
  13. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    . . Yes, and enjoy the "Life Equals Breath/Creation Equals Procreation" connect-the-dots game. It won't last long. . .
  14. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    . . What?! Didn't you know that "GROWTHS" can leap for joy??!!! They're known for that! :p . .
  15. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    . . You're gonna wanna get used to that. Welcome to the forum!!! . .
  16. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    . . No need to explain something you don't seem to understand, yourself. Yeah, not sure how to break this to you, but a fetus is not part of a woman's body. If you'd like to explain to me how the miraculous, osmotic-like transaction that takes place between the fetal (host) organ, connected to...
  17. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    . . Ha, Ha, Ha. You're killing me. Growth... Kind of like a cancer, I guess. What other kinds of "growths" do you find inside a womb?" Aren't growths usually physically attached to the host, rather than floating in something like amniotic fluid? Does the hemoglobin of "growths" have as much...
  18. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    . . What about premies? Do they get promoted to "human" under your reign? I'm sure the courts in Canada are guided by and subject to Scripture. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: . .
  19. BarneyFife

    New Owner/Admin @CyB

    . . So would I. :) . .
  20. BarneyFife

    "Church pastors" where are you???

    . . Battin' a thousand with your particular brand of bigotry, Stan. I'm not "JW." Wrong "cult." Who hasn't got a clue now? :p . .