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  1. rockytopva

    What denomination would you say is the one most genuinely representing the original teaching of Chri

    The original Methodist revival... Too bad the Methodist revivals did not last but a few decades before going the way of the Laodicean church age. As E = mc2 so m = E/c2... Material E/c2 - Mass... Cooled plasma Mental E/c2 - Intelligence - Ideas can produce a E/c2! Spiritual E/c2 - Spirituality...
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    Angelina Promoted!

    Go easy on them lassie!
  3. rockytopva

    Message from a little kid - Be kind one to another

    And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. - Ephesians 4:32
  4. rockytopva

    What Now? John MacArthur's response to the Presidential election

    What Now? John MacArthur's response to the Presidential election... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phrdgLDoN2g
  5. rockytopva

    Three Days and Nights - A Rockytopva Perspective

    And the story of Jonah from everyone's favorite preacher... Joel Osteen! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQDOvV6ow8k
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    Three Days and Nights - A Rockytopva Perspective

    It's like... Read the bible! Jonah compared the experience to hell itself! 2 Then Jonah prayed unto the Lord his God out of the fish's belly, 2 And said, I cried by reason of mine affliction unto the Lord, and he heard me; out of the belly of hell cried I, and thou heardest my voice. 3 For...
  7. rockytopva

    I would Just love to leave the earth Sometimes

    One day you will leave this world. If you make it to heaven you will have no regrets of suffering out a few years on this planet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aiy1Zp_AUXA
  8. rockytopva

    Three Days and Nights - A Rockytopva Perspective

    So.... Jonah disobeys God and is three days in the belly of a whale. He makes the long journey from the Mediterranean up the Tigris River, and is spitted out at the banks of the river which borders the city. The woman folk are all by the river washing clothes, when all of a sudden a strange...
  9. rockytopva

    Election 2012

    Lets remember that the politicians do not bring revival, the Holy Spirit does.
  10. rockytopva

    The World's Worst Church Congregation (Funny)

    BigAndy... I have learned... That if you upload a bible sermon with a bible title... Nobody will bother with it. I try to title it something bazaar to draw the interest.
  11. rockytopva

    The World's Worst Church Congregation (Funny)

    This guy is the king of all one liners... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Is8G5bqgk
  12. rockytopva

    Election 2012... Who are you voting for?

    The three choices of David in 2 Samuel 4:13 1. Seven years famine 2. Flee three months before the enemies 3. Three days pestilence. The three choices of America.... 1. Mitt Romney - The Mormon 2. Barack Obama - The Liberal 3. Some other nut running against the top two And David said unto...
  13. rockytopva

    The Reluctant Voter

    Obama for president... And to throw in some gridlock.... Republicans for congress... Sheesh...what a lousy situation!
  14. rockytopva

    Man sues wife for being ugly

    Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so. - Matthew 19:8 Wow! That was an example of a hardened heart... With abosolutely zero love, warmth, or compassion.
  15. rockytopva

    Man sues wife for being ugly

    Man marries pretty wife... Has ugly baby.... Now she is being sued! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2223718/Chinese-man-sues-wife-ugly-court-AGREES--awarding-120-000.html. Her original looks... After plastic surgery....
  16. rockytopva

    Mitt Romney

    I will not be overjoyed over the results of this election.
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    Angelina Promoted!

    I was just kidding by the way.
  18. rockytopva

    Mitt Romney

    Lets see... A Mormon in office.... That means a strong Mormon presence in Washington DC.... That does not set well with me at all.
  19. rockytopva

    Angelina Promoted!

    Hopefully that wasn't the equivalent of giving sponge-bob his drivers licence! :lol:
  20. rockytopva

    Election 2012... Who are you voting for?

    Where is Ross Perot when you need him? Or even a Mike Huckabee... Hey... I ate at Chick fil-a!