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* Haven’t had a day like that in forever. *

* Call the police. Let the pros figure it out. *

* My father considered anything less than a C failing. Maybe the kid passed with a D. Anyway, I’d ask. *

* Better not leave any leftovers. Survivors will come back on you some dark night, seeking revenge. *

* Opportunity. Don’t hear about many people with that name. I wonder if his children called him “Ol’ Opp, our pop” - after he turned his back and walked away, of course. *

* On Christmas Eve. One hour before getting run over. *

* Snowman knew, or should have, when he picked up the cup. *

* Optimism doesn’t feed the dog. *

Jesus is the second Adam; the beginning of the new creation. (In my Jewish dogma).

Consider the following painting - The Creation of Adam - by Michelangelo. I’m sure you’ve seen it before. This is a depiction of my Jewish dogma. (God is looking more powerful in this one than in the others we’ve been discussing) “Who is God? The Creator of Heaven and Earth.” -> One...

I invite readers to set aside and spend some time intently focusing on and thinking about this painting. When I do that, I don’t see what the Lutheran pastor wanted her congregation to see -> an accurate depiction of the Trinity. *** If someone asked me to paint my Jewish dogma - and if I had...

* Foster’s. Real Roos would have seen it coming. *

* I’ve never liked the taste of coffee. I’ve eaten dirt a few times. Not great, but better than coffee; and caffeine-free. *

* Tina Turner. But that’s not her in the picture. *

* Old Saint Nick thinking back to Nicaea. *

* I’m just here for the stockings. How much are they without stalking? *