The parables are an excellent example, Rex; even when they are broken down into simple language, they remain difficult to understand. It is curious to read how Jesus responds to his disciples at varying times. Sometimes he'll explain the parable in private, yet others he won't explain it at all. It's also very interesting that he would share a parable publicly and then not reveal the meaning except in private to his disciples. Obviously, this is commentary on how the message is spread, but I think one has to wonder if people who heard the parable but were maybe not privy to his inner circle at that time (or even weren't believers at the time they heard it) would let their minds work on the parable puzzle to have an eureka moment later on through the Holy Spirit?
What has kept me from going down the total dynamic equivalence path is that the figurative language is removed. Figurative language makes you think by default; it's not always entirely evident as to what the author(s) intended. More formal versions tend to preserve this ambiguity. A great simple example is Psalms 1:1. The NIV 2011 does better than the old NIV, but versions like the HCSB miss the metaphor of walking, standing, and sitting. This means a definite progression and refers to ones status, but a version might change the wording up because this is not clear to a modern reader. Many would read this and simply say that it covers different roles, but that's it.
My cognitive abilities weren't actually reached until I got into college and started studying the Romantic Era poets. But even then, if it weren't for the class I was taking, the Professor, and the backdrop of that class, it would have not been much more than words on paper.
Well, this is where I find myself frustrated with our Protestant tradition at times. Truth be told, we need a guide/teacher/pastor/whatever you want to call it to teach us. That means traditions for understanding and that means teachers and being involved with someone
locally who can help you. As Protestants, we need to realize that these things are not infallible like our Catholic bretheren maintain, but that God works through people just like he did for the Eunuch from Ethiopia through Philip.
I don't believe that most people cannot learn figurative language. I believe that most of us are too lazy to do it, and things like Google have pushed that laziness even further.
In your case Andy, it was tough, but you learned and even grew to appreciate it. I agree fancy words are just fancy words on their own, but I also believe in II Timothy 3:16-17 when it says that all Scripture is given for those things - which involve the legwork.