All things are relative! A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed wasnicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, proppedup prominently on the pillow addressed 'Dad.' With the worst premonition,he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.'Dear, Dad.It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elopewith my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.I've been finding real love with Stacy and she is so nice, but I knewyou would not approve of her because of all her body piercings, tattoos,her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many children.Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurtanyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the otherpeople in the commune for any of our other needs.Don't worry Dad -- I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday,I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.Love, your son, Joshua.P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I justwanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the schoolreport that's on the kitchen table.'