Dealing with the World - Offering Peace and Justice in Exchange for a Place

[belovedwinner]

Dealing with the World - Offering Peace and Justice in Exchange for a Place I have offered this deal to US with no significant result. Their apathy causes them to have severe economic problem. Now, I repeat the same offer to the whole world. My presence in this planet brings light to the world. God has the power to eliminate evil influence to this world and thus bring peace and establish justice on the planet. I have given you an example how quickly I restore peace to Iraqi people. This is a signal start for what I will do for the world in the future. I guarantee, I am capable of enacting justice on the planet with ease. However, those are not my main task of my arrival in this planet; they are side blesses. I am here to collect God’s children and I need a piece of land to gather them as temporary placement. God had chosen the land, the former country of Indonesia. Give thanks to God because He did not choose your land. So, now I offer the world a deal: help me empty the land and I will establish peace and justice for you. Remember this planet belongs to God and I don’t tax you for this fact nor I ask you to send tribute. All I want is your cooperation to make things better.The inhabitants need not to be exterminated; only several people need to die. However, I recommend an extermination only to prevent soon starvation and other disasters that may strike you. My personal reason for extermination is that these people did not execute what I asked them to do and as punishment for the persecution. Because of democracy, the whole country becomes responsible. What is your other option? The other option is to let you live in darkness and let the beast manipulate, control and enslave you. I will still be able to gather my Father’s children because His mighty power and wisdom. For example He may destruct the planet in order to gather His children. If this is the case, the situation will pretty much like comic Asterix and the Roman Empire. Furthermore, I may make a deal with the beast to control the rest of the world, even though I prefer to make a deal with you. Hey, they can implant an RFID device in your right hand or forehead to completely enslave you. Do anything you can to empty the land. For example you can take their rice to starve them. I will ask the use of military forces later on. Anyway, do you know the first thing they will do after my death? They will create world war three to half world population. They have done that for 6000 years. Why do you think you can beat them now? No one is able to stand against them but God. Every nation of the world, translate this announcement and publish it to your people.Anyway, my aunt has plunged into deep depression and becomes very thin. Pray God to touch her heart that she still has purpose of life. Royal Guardian[email protected]

 

[tim_from_pa]

And I prophesy.... that an account will be disabled.Geeeez. These are coming out from the woodwork lately.

 

[Letsgofishing]

wow this is one of the most creative trolls Ive seen....but what does he have against indonesia.

 

[jeffhughes]

No no, guys, this is the real deal. I mean, just look at all the peace in Iraq that he produced!