FUNNIES

[Pearl]

 

[Pearl]

 

[Pearl]

 

[rockytopva]

 

[Heart2Soul]

Wrong Email Sent

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult for the couple to coordinate their travel plans. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, while his wife planned to fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter of her email address and sent the email without realizing his error.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a Baptist minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting condolence messages from family and friends.

But after reading her very first email, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I’ve Just Arrived Today. I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. Since I’ve just arrived, I thought I would send you an email.

Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is hot down here!!!

 

[quietthinker]

Wrong Email Sent

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult for the couple to coordinate their travel plans. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, while his wife planned to fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter of her email address and sent the email without realizing his error.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a Baptist minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting condolence messages from family and friends.

But after reading her very first email, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I’ve Just Arrived Today. I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. Since I’ve just arrived, I thought I would send you an email.

Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is hot down here!!!

The funny side is worthy of a laugh yet isn't it peculiar how embedded in our jokes is a concealed understanding of ones reality.....one of fear, of certain assumptions, of our understanding of God etc. If there wasn't, the punch line would be rendered impotent.

 

[quietthinker]

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I'm amazed! Do I conclude this has become analogous to the general American mindset?

 

[Dropship]

Charlie was trying out his new metal detector and was thrilled when it started beeping like crazy, but after digging down for 10 feet and finding nothing he realised he'd got steel toecaps on his boots

 

[Heart2Soul]

The funny side is worthy of a laugh yet isn't it peculiar how embedded in our jokes is a concealed understanding of ones reality.....one of fear, of certain assumptions, of our understanding of God etc. If there wasn't, the punch line would be rendered impotent.

Yes that is so true.

 

[Keturah]

Wrong Email Sent

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult for the couple to coordinate their travel plans. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, while his wife planned to fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter of her email address and sent the email without realizing his error.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a Baptist minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting condolence messages from family and friends.

But after reading her very first email, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I’ve Just Arrived Today. I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. Since I’ve just arrived, I thought I would send you an email.

Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is hot down here!!!

Lol lol lol lol.
This was tooooooo funny, thanks for the belly laugh !

 

[Dropship]

 

[quietthinker]

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It's terrible!..... those signs need putting in their place!

 

[Pearl]

 

[Heart2Soul]

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[Heart2Soul]

It's terrible!..... those signs need putting in their place!

Well it was later discovered that someone stole the "sign ahead" sign that alerted people to it....and the sign that alerted about the sign alerting people about the sign......

Reminds me of a song...

 

[Keturah]

 

[Pearl]

 

[dev553344]

Yeah I'm crazy:

 

[rockytopva]

 

[dev553344]