FUNNIES

[Raccoon1010]

Important city council business...

 

[mailmandan]

 

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[tsr]

In the foyer of a church, a young boy was looking at a plaque with the names of men and women who had died in various wars. He asked the pastor, “Who are these people?” The pastor said, “Those are members from our church who died in service.” The boy asked, “The early service or the second service?

 

[April_Rose]

Important city council business...

LOL was this a skit from SNL?

 

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[Raccoon1010]

LOL was this a skit from SNL?

Funny! But nope, it was a real city council meeting.

 

[April_Rose]

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Yes I'm a woman and I still think that's funny because it's true a lot of the time LOL

Funny! But nope, it was a real city council meeting.

Really? No kidding. Sometimes real life is funnier and stranger than fiction. Unless it was a joke of course.

 

[Raccoon1010]

Really? No kidding. Sometimes real life is funnier and stranger than fiction. Unless it was a joke of course.

Well I think he just was sick of people distorting reality. It came up Aug of 2020, after all the riots and Coronavirus. Probably a joke with some meaning.

 

[April_Rose]

Well I think he just was sick of people distorting reality. It came up Aug of 2020, after all the riots and Coronavirus. Probably a joke with some meaning.

Lol so either way he wasn't serious right?

 

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[April_Rose]

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My brain:

 

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[April_Rose]

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She wouldn't happen to know what happened to my marbles would she?

 

[Pearl]

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.

At first I was afraid...then I was petrified

 

[Pearl]

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.

So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

 

[April_Rose]

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.

At first I was afraid...then I was petrified

Lol that's funny, but you do realize that she's still alive right? ;)

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst.

So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

I'm afraid that I don't get the humor in this one. :

 

[Pearl]