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Hello, Humans!
It is my pleasure to invade ... err ... join the conversations on this website.
You may be curious to know who I am. Well, the "Wanted" posters say the following about me: "A refugee from Planet Melmac masquerading as a human. Loves cats. If seen, contact the Alien Task Force."
To learn what I am like in my human guise, click...
Now, before anyone gets the wrong idea about me, I want to set the record straight. I have a cousin who crashed ... err ... landed on Earth before I did, and he has developed a bit of a reputation here on Earth. Well, I am not him. Not only am I better looking than him, but also, I did not crash into someone's garage like he did. Instead, I crashed into a golf course. Sure, I left a large divot, but once I filled it with sand, it blended in. I wasn't injured during the landing, but I did receive a few bruises from those golf clubs. Never again will I anger a group of Scotsmen.
Anyway, you may be wondering why a Melmacian like me would want to be on a website dedicated to the Christian faith.
Well, the answer is simple. All of the heavenly host worship and proclaim that Messiah Jesus is LORD and Savior. We Melmacians may not be mentioned in the Bible - just as cats are not mentioned in the Bible - but that fact doesn't stop us from worshiping Jesus.
My personal testimony is included in...
My current church home is the Owasso, Oklahoma campus of LifeChurch.tv