Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah--he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Pharaoh's daughter--she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less.Who was the first drug addict in the Bible? Nebuchadnezzar--he was on grass for seven years.What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson--he brought the house down.Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? They were really put out.What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? They really raised Cain.The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories? They used floodlights.Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? David--he rocked Goliath to sleep.Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? The thought had never entered his head before.What do they call pastors in Germany? German Shepherds.What is the best way to get to Paradise? Turn right and go straight.Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? The area around the Jordan--the banks were always overflowing.Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.What is the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible? It's in Kings, where it says that David sat on the Throne for forty years.Which bible character had no parents? Joshua, son of Nun.Why didn't Noah go fishing? He only had two worms!How do we know that they played cards in the ark? Because Noah sat on the deck.
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((( Kriss))) Some of these I had to read twice before I got it... Where do you come up with these ? You have made me laugh once again
What is the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible?It's in Kings, where it says that David sat on the Throne for forty years. HAHAHAHAHHAHAH the Throne..
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